Thursday, July 31, 2008

Shanghai 2008 - Fútbol Olímpico: Italia y Holanda

Junto a Argentina y Brasil los otros “historicos” de la competición son:


Italia (la Azzurrini)
Los italianos (grupo D: con Honduras, Camerún y Corea) del histórico lasciale Pierluigi Casiraghi clasificaron por la ventana: quedaron afuera en 4tos del europeo sub21 pero como Inglaterra no puede participar de la cita olímpica al no estar afiliada al COI, clasificó en un partido desempate (ante Portugal) ¡¡y por penales!!. Igualmente por nombres son candidatos, empezando por el megacrack Sebastián Giovinco, que después de romperla en el Empoli (donde estuvo con su amigo Claudio Marchisio), volvió a la Juve donde lo espera su primera temporada en la elite. Los italianos son sabios y para que te den la manija de la juvenil, tenés que tener pasta de crack. Pasó con Pirlo en su momento, al que fueron formando lentamente. De paso irregular por los clubes hasta llegar al Milán, la regularidad (el Metronomo) la tenía en el Azzurrini. Otro puntal es “Beppe” (Tony Soprano) Rossi, el delantero del Vila-real, que la venía rompiendo en la Liga hasta que tuvo una lesión que lo complicó. Sucesor del inigualable Bambino Cassano en la mayor, el nativo de New Jersey, tierra de la segunda familia mas famosa de la tv, espera consagrarse con los Little Blues. Su compañía arriba: el rossoblú Roberto Aquafresca de buena campaña en el Cagliari después de no tener lugar en el archicompetitivo Inter de Moratti (prohibitivo para italianos). Igualmente como buen lasciale, Casiraghi llevó al pelado Tomasso Rocchi, para reforzar un equipo que puede jugar bien pero que por su juventud seguramente le falta mística y madurez. Y Rocchi fue uno de los puntales en las buenas campañas de una Lazio en Serie A acusado por serias crísis economicas y poco recambio,por lo que se espera que arriba quizás juegue el pelado, un delantero que se caracteriza por su gran movilidad. Al fondo, el pichón de Baresi y capitán, Marco Motta, que como buen símbolo del Toro, se desquita a patadas con Giovinco en los entrenamientos, acompañado en la saga por el juventino Paolo De Ceglie (otro que va a realizar su primera temporada completa con el bianconeri) y Domenico “Mimmo” Criscito (otro con pasado en las inferiores de la Juve) que le piden que no le pegue tantas patadas al Patito Rodríguez tano. El lungo Andrea Coda (Udinese) y Salvatore Bocchetti (Frosinone-serie B) con menos chapa, les pelearán un lugar para acompañar al capitano. El 5 del equipo y pichón de Pirlo, es Luca Cigarini, ambidiestro y de buena pegada, que perdió la categoría con el Parma y anda buscando club. Lo acompaña el volante de la Fiore, el elegante Riccardo Montolivo, uno de los jugadores con mas experiencia de este equipo y que se quedó en la puerta de jugar la Eurocopa con la mayor. Entre los 4 nombrados (Montolivo, Cigarini, Giovinco, y el volante mixto Marchisio) mas el áspero Antonio Nocerino (otro más con pasado en la Juve), el Gattuso de este equipo, experiente y que buscará el equilibrio, saldrán los titulares. Mas atrás y tapado por un genio como Giovinco viene Daniele Dessena, de un poco menos talento y mas sacrificio, compañero de Cigarini en el Parma (y de Lupoli y Rossi en las inferiores del Queso) y que acaba de fichar por la Sampdoria.
Otra variante es el wing-mediocampista por derecha Ignazio Abate (que acompañó a Giovinco en el Empoli la pasada temporada-Marchisio jugaba mas atrás y el iba mas arriba-) y después de no tener lugar en el Milan, fue cedido a préstamo al Torino.

Los laterales: el único lateral puro es el corpulento De Silvestre (Lazio). De Ceglie tb se puede tirar por izquierda, pero va ser muy duro entrarle a una típica defensa italiana de mucha altura que juega en línea y tampoco da ventajas por abajo. Argentina va a sufrir la falta de un 9 si se cierran entre líneas.

La presencia de Rocchi en la delantera no solo frenó las aspiraciones del rústico ex globito, Daniel Osvaldo, sino también de Arturo Lupoli (anda re perdido), el milanista Alberto Paloschi, Davide Lanzafame (compañero de andanzas de Giovinco en las inferiores y la Primavera de la Juve; y que acaba de fichar por el Palermo como parte de pago junto a Nocerino del fichaje de Amauri), el lesionado Pozzi (compañero de Abate, Giovinco y Marchisio en el Blú de la toscana) y el Pocho Lavezzi tano, Alessio Cerci, descubierto en las inferiores de Roma, por su mentor y modelo, Bruno Conti.

En el balance se ve un equipo que es una copia fiel de la mayor, pragmático, plantado bien en defensa y que destina pocos jugadores en ataque pero determinantes.

Holanda:
Con su tradicional esquema táctico y su habitual abundancia de jugadores, los bicampeones europeos sub21 de Foppe de Haan tienen aspiraciones a llevar adelante un buen papel en el difícil grupo B (el de “la muerte”: Estados Unidos, Nigeria y Japón). Será complicado ya que cuentan con importantes bajas como son los casos de sus dos máximas figuras Klaas Hunteelaar e Ismael Aissati (que se fue recientemente del PSV para jugar en el Ajax de Van Basten). Tampoco irá Luigi Bruins, el 10 del Feyenoord de Rótterdam, Ibrahim Afellay (PSV) ni su goleador Maceo Rigters (Norwich), afuera por el límite de edad. Entre los mas destacados de la convocatoria figuran los “rastas morenos” Drenthe, Emmanuelson, y Sno. El madridista y el jugador del Ajax serán el tandem por izquierda, mientras el todo-terreno Evander Sno, 5 del Celtic, el equilibrio y la recuperación. El líder del equipo Hedwidges Maduro jugando por derecha, tratará de suplir con su ascendencia las ausencias, volanteando, armando juego, y siendo la voz de mando del equipo. Y sobretodo arriba, la experiencia del interminable Roy Makaay (uno de los mayores de la Naranja) aportando su oficio en el área (si bien lejos de sus mejores días) intentando reemplazar a Huntelaar -que no va por una lesión en el muslo (y porque además está negociando su traspaso al Madrid)- y la ayuda de la otra estrella del equipo Ryan Babel, el del Liverpool, que tirado sobre una de las bandas intentará sus habituales desbordes. En la lista figuran también el ídolo del Heerenveen , Gerald Sibón, un inédito en la Naranja (9 veterano ¡de 34 años!, ex Ajax y PSV, que el año pasado quedó libre en el Nuremberg y su racha de goles este año en el Orgullo de Frisia (17 goles en 36 partidos en la Eredivisie) lo hará pelear un puesto con Makaay), el lateral derecho del AZ Kew Jaliens (habitual en la mayor), el otro veterano del plantel y Eric Pieters el central-lateral del Utrecht que recientemente compró el PSV (donde será compañero del otro central del seleccionado, Dirk Marcellis). Los de Eindhoven son mayoría junto a los del Heerenveen, que cuenta con una banda de jugadores en este equipo acostumbrado a ser una de las canteras del fútbol holandés (sacó a Huntelaar y Van Nistelrooy): el defensor Calvin Jong a Pin y el mediapunta Roy Beerens compañeros del abuelo Sibon en el albiazul, y que hasta hace poco contaba también con el lateral derecho Gianni Zuiverloon (otro puntal en el europeo del 2007), flamante jugador del West Brombich Albion, recientemente ascendido a la Premier League. También se destaca la presencia del volante del Feyenoord, Jonathan de Guzman, un típico jugador ONU(?) (al estilo Hargreaves, Kuranyi y Nery Castillo) que se decidió por la naranja en Febrero de este año después de rechazar ofertas(?) de Canadá(?), Jamaica(?) y Filipinas(?) y que peleará un lugar con el irregular Otmar Bakkal (PSV).

Los amigos de Román (el triste).



Salió la lista con los nros. de los JJ.OO y fijense el detalle: LA MAFIA DE ROMÁN a pleno...

"Vale 10 palos verdes" Monzon lleva la 3, Gago la 5, Banega la 8...y por supuesto Romancito la 10(?).

A Messi le tiraron la 15(?) (se ve que se la tenían guardada especialmente(?)), un nro. de relleno como el 14 de Mascherano, el 16 de Aguero o el 17 de Buonanotte. Toda una señal sobre los deseos del dueño del equipo(?) para con Dieguito de Teodelina.
Habrá que preguntarle a Román que dispone sobre el régimen de entrenamientos y la regulación de los descansos, tan elementales para guardar de su fútbol.
En minutos mas el análisis de todas las listas.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

De nada Yessica...


Hace exactamente 2 años (y 520 posts) nacía EL BLOG DE TOTO. Haciendo un balance estoy bastante conforme con la bitacora(?) en sí. En algún momento amagaba a mas, pero el hecho de que llevara adelante el blog en solitario lo hizo presa de mis altibajos y mi falta de tiempo. Igualmente creo que hay unos cuantos posts que superan la media de cualquier blog. Otros fueron "centros a la olla" que me sacaron del compromiso momentaneo de tener que mantener este espacio. Un hecho para destacar es que ninguno de los 520 posts -en 731 días- (que sucedieron a otros 500 que escribí en la Redó) murió sin comentarios, algo que es realmente díficil si uno da vuelta por los blogs. Ni siquiera los blogs mas populares tenían un piso de visitas cuando arrancaron. Hace 4 meses mi falta de tiempo puso en jaque la continuidad y salud del mismo, pero gracias a Dios(?) los astros se alinearon para que en este segundo aniversario pueda decir que el blog goza de muy buena salud, y es muy probable que aumente la cantidad y la calidad de los posts como en sus mejores tiempos. Pero antes que nada quiero agradecerle a todos uds. que siguieron, comentaron y putearon en este blog. Sin uds. todo hubiese sido mas díficil y es muy probable que hubiese abandonado el primer día. Escribir un blog solo no es fácil pero con uds. es mucho mejor.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Humilde como los grandes

Con Pipino y el Cabezón ¿qué esperan para televisar el brasileirao?

SIMON JORDAN on the state of our game, the Bostock fable, an array of his Infamous Quotes from over the years.....along with my own thoughts!


SIMON JORDAN has delivered the most damning verdict ever on the crumbling state of the beautiful game.

Jordan, the flamboyant Crystal Palace chairman has finally decided to walk out on football as the game descends into a bickering war over players’ inflated contracts, lack of loyalty, greed, corruption and arrogance.

The final straw came after seeing Tottenham run off with the Eagles' Academy gem John Bostock for the price of “a packet of crisps,” and culminating in Manchester United superstar Ronaldo’s absurd claim that he is being treated 'like a slave'.

Jordan admits to being disillusioned with the game even before he was pushed over the edge by an FA tribunal’s decision to award Palace just £700,000 compensation, (rising to £1.25 million with add-ons), for youth player John Bostock following his controversial transfer to Tottenham last month.

Jordan, who has run the show at Selhurst Park since 2000, is so dispirited by big clubs stockpiling all the best young talent that he is on the verge of quitting.

Palace, who lost in the Championship play-off semi-finals two months ago, handed Bostock his League debut at the age of 15 last season.

But their far-sighted investment in youth merely alerted big clubs to his potential, and Jordan felt bitter when Spurs manager Juande Ramos snatched the teenager.

Eagles manager Neil Warnock revealed: 'I’ve never seen Simon as disillusioned as I did over the Bostock affair. He’s still enthusiastic about Palace, but he feels utterly saddened by the way football is heading.'

He was devastated, absolutely rock-bottom, because he loves the academy and he knows how important it is to the club.

Jordan was so upset that he went back into the tribunal and told them, 'I don’t know what clubs like Palace can do to keep our brightest youngsters. Big clubs can tap up all the best 14 to 16-year-olds and we haven’t got a cat in hell’s chance of signing them now. We’ve nurtured Bostock since he was seven years old, we put him in the first team when he was still only 15 and we’ve done all the hard work.'

'And all we get for it is a tribunal fobbing us off by saying it’s a record fee for a player of his age - but they are out of date because really it’s peanuts.
Look at Aaron Ramsey - he’s only 18, but he’s just gone to Arsenal for £5 million, and we only get £700,000 for Bostock. It’s crackers.’

Warnock has warned Bostock that, for all the glamour of a Premier League club’s payroll, his talent could wither on the vine at Tottenham.


Certainly the youngster is unlikely to dislodge £16 million Croatian Luca Modric from the first team, and Warnock fears Bostock (right) may join the forgotten generation of home-grown prospects whose path to regular football is blocked by big-money foreign signings.

‘If anybody thinks the big clubs don’t go around tapping these kids up, they are going soft. They are living in cloud cuckoo land.’

‘I think Bostock would have broken into our first team next season and played regularly in the Championship. The only reason he didn’t play more often after Christmas was that he had ten O'level exams coming up.’
I was dead straight with him and told him that I had lined up this Australian lad (Nick Carle from Bristol City for £1 million), but I wouldn’t sign him if Bostock wanted to stay because I didn’t want to block his progress.’


So I asked him and his dad if they were going to sign for us, and they were adamant, ‘Yes, we’re definitely going to sign for Palace.’ Next thing I know, he’s off to Tottenham.

‘Is he going to get in their team ahead of Modric? There’s no way he’ll get in the side at Spurs for three or four years - he would have been better off getting 50 to 100 games under his belt with us.’

‘We need new legislation to stop big clubs tapping up all the best kids before they are 16 because, at the moment, there is nothing we can do to stop it.
It’s a sad day for football when you spend nine years cultivating talent in your academy system so the big clubs can just come along and pick them off.’


We all know Simon has his critics, but I think a lot of neutrals will look at this particular case and feel sorry for him because it’s just not right.

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Jordan has become one of the most outspoken personalities in football since buying Palace out of administration eight years ago at the age of 32, which made him the youngest chairman in the Football League.

He made around £40m after selling his firm The Pocket Phone Shop to the Carphone Warehouse and immediately pledged to have the South London club back in the Premier League within five years. He achieved his goal of seeing his boyhood club play in the top flight - albeit for just one season as Palace were relegated in dramatic style on the final day of the 2004/05 season.

But it did not take long for him to grow tired of the way football is run.

If Jordan, who used to step out with underwear model Sophie Anderton (below), does leave the game, football will be a duller place.


As the 40-year-old multi-millionaire businessmen prepares to sell his Championship club to the highest bidder, love him or loathe him, Simon Jordan always has something interesting to say:



Never short of an opinion, here are some of Simon Jordan's best lines.

1/ “You read on the front pages of newspapers about people unable to sell their homes and heading for the bread line - but you read on the back pages about footballers turning down £150,000-a-week offers!"

2/ “Footballers live on an island called ‘Football World’ where everything they do is right and everything that is said about them is wrong.”

Jordan is also disgusted that Chelsea’s England midfield star Lampard, 30, is continuing to hold out for a mammoth £150,000-a-week deal at Chelsea.

3/ “There is not a footballer or any kind of sportsman on the planet worth £150,000-a-week,” he said. “I can tell you a few surgeons who are - but no sportsman."

4/ “The more I watch this ‘Planet Football’ and see the back pages dominate the front pages and people like Coleen McLoughlin - who is just a plain little girl from Liverpool - set up as role models," I think to myself: "What the hell is going on?"

5/ “The moment the door of Selhurst Park hits me on the a***, I will not be coming back.”


He directed plenty of his venom at players’ agents, who he believes are responsible for many of the ills of the modern game.

6/ “Agents are nasty scum,” he said. “They’re evil and divisive and pointless."

7/ “They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.”

8/ “In my opinion, no owner in their right mind would willingly invite an average agent into his academy, any more than a brothel owner would let a syphilitic nutter into his whorehouse."


But, amazingly, Jordan also took a pop at the long-suffering fans who have to dip further into their deep pockets every time a player agrees a new contract.
He insists the fans’ expectations increase the pressure on clubs to go after the best players and that in turn, hands all the power to the men in the dressing room.

9/ “If you get 60,000 people singing your name every week, you lose touch with reality.”

10/ “Fans wonder why they have to pay £50 for a kit for their son - but the price is that because they’ve been clamoring for better players.”

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Other off-the-cuff classic Jordan quotes include:


11/ "I had an Aston Martin phone worth £15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it."

12/ "I'd rather support Millwall than sell Andy Johnson."

13/ "What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers."

14/ "Even if I built a 50,000 seat stadium and bought Ronaldinho there'd still be complaints about crap hot dogs."

15/ "In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate."

16/ "Charlton have a cheap matchday coach service that goes out into Kent to nick Gillingham fans - that's pretty clever. We might start sending a coach to Brighton."

17/ "In terms of the credibility the papers have in dressing rooms, I've had players arguing their worth based on the marks out of 10 they get in The Sun."

18/ "I don’t give a f*** about football protocol and the other club owners. They want me to sit and have lunch before the games. F*** that. I don’t go to football to drink chardonnay in the boardrooms with those tossers. I go to win games. I don’t have anything in common with 90% of football club chairmen. They don't interest me."

19/ "Without being arrogant, I am probably the highest-profile club chairman in the country. Whether it is because I am young or I fight causes or I have a big mouth or I date silly girls, I don’t know."

20/ "In some ways I admire football fans because in what other business can you serve up crap and then have people come back for more?"

My problems with Birmingham started when I went into the boardroom at St Andrew’s and David Sullivan (the co- owner of the then Coca-Cola Championship leaders) came up to me and said: ‘Simon, I have known you for a few years but you keep yourself to yourself. Are you gay?’

21/ (On Birmingham's David Sullivan and David Gold) "I think they are disingenuous. The ethics with which they do business, I don't appreciate. I have had enough dealings with them to be able to have that view. Am I surprised? They sell dildos for a living. That gives you a judgement on what they may or may not be."

22/ "If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos."

23/ "I think in life you get what you deserve. Despite my distaste for the owners, I don't wish any club bad luck. If Birmingham go down, am I going to shed a tear? No. Because the best thing about Birmingham is the road out."

24/ (On suing Iain Dowie) "I would not issue a writ through my lawyers on a point of principle, I will issue it on a point of law because a point of principle is expensive, as Iain will find out."

25/ (On how he would deal with then Newcastle bad boy Craig Bellamy) "I'd strangle him with his own tongue."

26/ (When West Ham beat Man Utd in the first game after Alan Pardew had gone) "If I'd have been him, I'd have gone down the training ground, said ‘thanks lads' and pulled out an AK-47. They hadn't done it for him, but they could beat the champions for Alan Curbishley. F****** unbelievable."

27/ "At the end of the day, I have a certain hairstyle. Whether I'm too old to carry it off now, I'm not sure. But it's a subject for discussion, and there's only one thing worse than people talking about you - and that's people not talking about you!"

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In my opinion: Football needs more people like Simon Jordan not less - heart on his sleeve, money where his mouth is, and a true appreciation of what football means to its community.
He is simply saying what we all know to be true.

Simon Jordan’s comments capture what lots of football fans in general think today. The game has lost its way with inflated wages, huge transfer fees, spoilt egotistical footballers and their wags, and corrupt agents and foreign owners who have no idea what our game is all about.
Football is big business, with the sporting element now of secondary importance!

Those who are saying Jordan is only speaking out now he's going are wrong. Remember the stand he took over Steve Bruce going to Birmingham, Iain Dowie getting out of his contract to go to Charlton, or his refusal to pay Tim Cahill's agent a fee when Palace were trying to sign him from Millwall.

Jordan rescued Crystal Palace from going under. He rescued a club that he loves. He has put his money where his mouth his. He has supported his managers to the hilt. Jordan is a Palace fan, one of us and has the club and its supporters at heart. He wants the best for the club and the Bostock affair has left a foul taste in the mouths of all those involved with CPFC.

He may be disillusioned, as all true fans must be with the way football is going, but his stand over the Bostock affair has at least brought the matter of Academy development to the attention of UEFA. Whatever else Platini has said, surely it is no coincidence that he has since put forward proposals for the protection of Clubs who produce young local talent?

Fans must shoulder some of the responsibility. Surely they realize that each and everytime they put their hand in their pocket and spend their hard earned money on 'their' team, that all they are doing is simply continuing to feed greedy players, agents and owners.
Footballers have been treating supporters like mugs for years, and we fall for it every time. You can't moan about footballer’s earnings and then happily hand over the likes of 50 quid for a match ticket or an acrylic club shirt.

Sooner or later though the long suffering fan is going to say enough is enough and they are going to stop going to matches, stop purchasing merchandise and start cancelling their Sky Sports subscriptions.

I agree with the fans who now go to watch lower-league football - you'll see guys giving their all at a reasonable price.

As a Palace fan, I have great respect for Simon Jordan. He took a club he loves and I love out of the hands of the administrators, turned them around and did as he promised, took us to the promised land - the Premiership (albeit for one season). This man has always spoken his mind. So to all those who disagree with Jordan’s comments about football and want to slag him off – could it be because he is a successful businessman and a self made millionaire, and therefore you might be a tad bitter and jealous?

Good luck Simon Jordan in whatever you do next. Your chairmanship and loyalty will be sadly missed when you sell up.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Néstor Sívori

Ahumada y Galmarini. Situaciones en River que tienen un solo responsable: El hijo del gran Enrique Omar. Se sabe que esta dirigencia tiene pánico de demostrar su poca sapiencia futbolística a la hora de invertir en jugadores que a la larga pueden ser un lastre financiero para el club. Por eso sólo llegan a River préstamos o compras parciales de jugadores de representantes con los que River ya tiene una relación. De esta manera River no pierde pero tampoco gana (ganan los empresarios). Y lo que es peor, mientras los buenos-buenos se van rápido sin dejar mucho (Belluschi, Diogo, Coti Fernandez, Alexis Sanchez (Robert Flores podría llegar a ser otro caso en el futuro), muchos de los otros jugadores que llegan a River (la mayoría) son un lastre en sí mismo.

Néstor Sivori es un representante de jugadores que durante mucho tiempo aprovechó su condición de vocal en la comisión directiva de River para representar a la mayoría de los juveniles que llegaban a Primera: Germán Lux, Cavenaghi, La Gata Fernandez, Radamel Falcao, el Gaby Pereyra, Matías Oyola, Nicolás Domingo, Matías Abelairas, Oscar Ahumada, Andrés Rios, Juan Pablo Passaglia, y ex jugadores como Pablo Rodríguez, Alejandro Saccone, además de otros jugadores que llegaron a River en su momento como el Chori Dominguez. Incluso trabajan con él, ex jugadores de inferiores que no trascendieron como Rodrigo Vilariño, ex 5 de la reserva de River, Defensores de Belgrano, y el sub17 de Merlo. Si éticamente es algo discutible, sería un hecho menor si contribuyera a la carrera de sus representados.

Muchos de los jugadores que él representa habrían sido perjudicados por su escasa preparación para moverse en el mundo del fútbol (y digo habrían porque mas allá de cumplir con los requerimientos administrativos hay ciertas cuestiones que analizandolas en retrospectiva dejan algunas dudas).

A Cavenaghi siendo el delantero nro. 1 del país no lo pudo colocar en el club del cual fue gloria su padre, Juventus de Turín, siendo él además el representante del club italiano en la Argentina. Teniendo que pasar el Torito 3 años en el fútbol ruso, oferta que ni siquiera acercó él si no Jorge Cysterpiller. Cavenaghi nunca se quejó de pasar tanto tiempo en Rusia (es amigo de Sívori), pero es claro que su pasaje por Moscú no lo ayudó en sus aspiraciones futbolísticas.

Es muy común que Sívori se entere por los diarios del fúturo de sus representados. Como pasó con Juan Pablo Passaglia, un ex-volante de la sexta que el representaba, que hace 2 años se fue al Villarreal sin previo aviso.

Las dos marginaciones de Germán Lux (de la lista del Mundial y de la primera de River) en 7 meses son evidencia de cierto ausentismo.

También el hecho de que cuando la Gata Fernandez, aduciendo que su contrato con el representante estaba terminado desde hacia rato, quiso disolver su sociedad con el agente cansado de algunas improvisaciones y desmanejos (el jugador estaba colgado en el Monterrey). El propio Sívori intentó embargarle la casa.

Falcao no tiene pasaporte comunitario. Con muchos menos años y partidos en la primera de River, Gonzalo Higuain, Juan Pablo Carrizo y otros, fueron vendidos al fútbol europeo. El colombiano sigue esperando. Sívori anunció a principio de año una jugosa oferta del Fluminense. Los dirigentes replicaron que la oferta "no tenía ni membrete".

Ahumada.El año pasado por una deuda contraída con el jugador, el club le concedió el 10% de una futura venta. Hubo sondeos del Napoli(?) que quedaron en la nada. Es evidente que las declaraciones post-partido de la Libertadores vs San Lorenzo, fueron dichas por un jugador que tenía toda la intención de irse, algo que se ve desconocía(?) su representante. Igualmente que juegue hasta último momento un jugador que está por quedar libre es un reflejo del fracaso que representaron las compras de Leonardo Ponzio (!!4 millones de euros!!!) y Andrés San Martin (750.000 dolares por el 50% del pase + el préstamo en su momento del "Pepe" Sand). Y ahora con el contrato vencido, se disponía a quedar en libertad de acción, pero tampoco tenía ninguna oferta firme del mercado (los clubes no quieren incorporar jugadores hasta que resuelvan su situación legal). A todo esto Sivori ni enterado. Harto de la pasividad de su representante, el jugador había intentado forzar una salida de la mano del abogado Camilo Suarez. River planteó ante la AFA que estaba amparado por la prórroga automatica del 20%, prórroga que hoy (post conflicto Ahumada) ya no existe. Al final, Ahumada, rompió con Sivori. Y como el Gordo Aguilar es un fenómeno haciendo negocios(?).Le dió el 30%!!! de una futura venta (a concretarse en el plazo de un año) a Ahumada, y un importante aumento (prima de 500.000 dólares). Y para que Sívori no haga puchero: de todos los jugadores que River pensaba incorporar trajo a:

Galmarini, otro jugador de Sívori. Con el que creo, inició una relación porque Sívori es amigo de Juanjo Alvarez y otros dirigentes del PJ bonerense. Por Galmarini (al que Sívori había intentado "colocar" sin éxito en Italia(?) desde hace tiermpo) River piensa pagar 500.000 dólares por el 50% del pase + 50% pase de San Román y + préstamo de Maxi Oliva (no entiendo: se va Nasuti, no viene Ayala, sigue Tuzzio(?), Nico Sanchez lesionado, a este pibe había que darle minutos en el club este semestre). Hubo versiones que hablaban que la trasferencia llegaba a los 2 palos (si era así, ponía una bomba(?) en las instalaciones del club). Como sea, no me parece un jugador para River. Uno de esos jugadores físicos de tranco e ida y vuelta que le gustan a Caruso, Cagna...y a Simeone. Otro Archubi bis pero por derecha. Como 4(?) (variante de Ferrari) puede andar. Aunque pagar esa guita por un 4 (un 8 que en River solo puede jugar de 4) es un poco insultante. Esta visto que la opción de traer a Sebastián Blanco (uno que sí tiene técnica y puede ser polifuncional jugando por todo el mediocampo) era mucho mas interesante. Pero bueno había que darle otra oportunidad a Néstor "el lento Rodríguez" Sívori, que viendo como gambeteaba el viejo, habría que pedir un ADN(?).

Pipino Cobos



"Y los hinchas de Gimnasia que se pegan a la radio. Tiro libre para Racing. En el borde del área. Último minuto. ¿Viene el gol de la Academia? se preguntan."

"Encara Cobos y define. Una jugada que ya está en la historia. Los hinchas de Gimnasia que se abrazan. Si era tiro libre para Racing, ¡Como va a ser gol de River!"

"La gente de Gimnasia que no entendía nada. Festeja. Alguien les dice: No macho. Gol de River. "Pero por favor, porque no se van todos a la puta que lo parió""

"Gran definición de Cleto Cobos. Fue la última jugada del partido como para no celebrarlo así. Y eso que Gimnasia habia hecho bien los deberes."



"Se va Pampuro. Ingresa Cobos. Cambio cantado. Lo sacan del freezer a Cobitos para salvarnos contra Racing. Enchufate Cobos, eh, después no vengas a decir que no tenes chances. Jugate la vida en estos 30 minutos que le quedan al partido".

"Terrrrrrible final en el Congreso. Si acierta al arco va a ser gol de Racing lamentablemente."

"Solo Cobos, Solo Cobos, va la pelota para Cobos, hacélo. Por diooos haceeeelo, Cooobos. Haceeelo Cobos. Tiróoo..Gooooool"

"Gooool de River, de Cobitos. Estabamos en el horno....Racing estaba enpleno ataque...Definió el partido en el descuento. Estaba en el freezer el mendocino. Tomo viagra en el final para definir el partido. "

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

An Insight into The Life & Times of Terence Fredrick Venables - alias ‘El Tel’

His resume lists amongst its particulars:
International footballer, football manager, football coach, businessman, TV pundit, big band crooner, board game inventor, author........the list is extensive & somewhat impressive to say the least!

However the list could be construed as being somewhat misleading, as in between the ‘glorious achievements’ is a man who is shall we say less than whiter than white - where there lies a sleepy, somewhat bumpy undercurrent beneath the surface!

Venables has the reputation of an archetypal rogue with his cockney charm & beguiling smile.

Venables in his favourite role, (right) that of cockney wideboy.

He is a man as at ease in a tracksuit as he is in a tuxedo.

As a manager his tactical prowess is regarded as being of the highest class & he is famed for his ability to motivate players into producing their best.

Born in Dagenham in January 1943, Venables began his playing career at Chelsea, making his debut as a 16 year-old, captaining the team a year later & going on to make over 200 appearances.

He made his England debut in 1964, winning two caps as a 21 year-old before moving to Tottenham, where he spent three years before moving back west to join QPR, & then south to join Crystal Palace.

Having retired as a player he then returned to take charge of Crystal Palace, taking over from Malcolm Allison in 1976, when they were in the old Third Division & guiding them into the top flight as Champions of Division Two, in the 1978/79 season.

He then returned to take charge of QPR, guiding them to a Wembley Cup Final in 1982 & to the Second Division title the following season.

His success in charge of two London clubs did not go unnoticed & he attracted the interest of a number of clubs both at home & abroad.

In 1984, recommended for the role by Bobby Robson he was appointed manager of Spanish giants Barcelona, earning the sobriquet ‘El Tel.’

During his three seasons in charge of the Catalan club ‘El Tel’ led them to their first Spanish League title in eleven years, won the Spanish League Cup & took them to the first post-Heysel European Cup Final, which they lost on penalties to Steaua Bucharest.
He was sacked in September 1987 after failing to follow up his title success at the Camp Nou, along with the humiliation of losing home & away to Dundee Utd in the quarter-finals of the UEFA Cup.

A month later he was appointed manager of Tottenham Hotspur.
Despite an FA Cup win in 1991, this was unable to paper over the ensuing cracks as Venables tried & failed in a £20m bid to purchase the club, before taking a role 'upstairs' as chief executive of the club following Alan Sugar’s successful takeover battle against Robert Maxwell.
A clash of personalities between the two saw Sugar dismiss Venables in November 1993 leading to lengthy, acrimonious & very tedious court cases & subsequent investigations into Venables's financial/business dealings.

The following year Venables was back in the hot seat, this time as manager of the England national team.
Terry’s style seemed perfectly suited to international management & he seemed to have the presence & charisma that could re-ignite some national pride & achievement.
On home soil & subsequently riding on that patriotic crest of a wave, Venables led England all the way to the semi-finals of Euro 96, before losing to the eventual winners Germany.

Venables then resigned in order to fight more murky & tedious court cases, effectively signalling the end of his credible coaching career.
Venables is the only England manager ever to resign from his post because of his muddy personal details relating to financial irregularities. He is also the only disqualified company director ever to be indirectly accused of accepting bribes to sign players, while also being in a courtroom battle with Tottenham Hotspur.

A web of complex accusations & counter-accusations seems to have followed Venables wherever he has managed in recent times.

So what went wrong?

At the age of 17 Venables had made himself a limited company, one whose stated aim was 'to exploit the talents of Terence Venables.'

But what are those talents exactly?

As we are aware Venables has dissipated his energies into countless business ventures, most notably with English football clubs, QPR (as Managing Director), Tottenham Hotspur (as Chief Executive) & Portsmouth (as Chairman). However, on 14 January 1998 he was disqualified by the high court from acting as a company director for seven years under section 8 of the Company Directors Disqualification Act 1986 for mismanagement of four companies - the London drinking club Scribes West Ltd, Edenote plc, Tottenham Hotspur plc and Tottenham Hotspur Football and Athletic Company Ltd. The case was brought by the Department of Trade and Industry who cited instances of bribery, lying, deception, manipulation of accounts & taking money that should have been given to creditors.

In addition to his widespread business interests, Venables also co-authored four novels with writer Gordon Williams and is credited as co-creator of the ITV detective series Hazell.

Having been a football pundit for BBC since the mid-80s, he left for ITV in 1994, following a legal dispute with the corporation over allegations made against him in a Panorama programme.

In 1990 Venables co-devised the board game, "Terry Venables invites you to be... The Manager". This is a football management game and is a cross between the 'Game of Life,' 'Risk' & 'Trivial Pursuit.'

In 2002 Venables recorded a single for the World Cup together with the band Rider. 'England Crazy' reached number 46 in the UK charts.

El Tel was a true renaissance man - and crooned his legendary version of "What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For" live on TV (right).

In May 2006, Venables guided the England Legends and Celebrities squad to victory in the charity 'Soccer Aid' programme.


In 1997 Venables became manager of Australia.
His side swept through the Oceanic World Cup qualifiers but were beaten in a play-off by Iran on away goals, a match often referred to as the most tragic moment in Australian soccer history. With the team having drawn 1-1 in Tehran, Australia lead the second leg 2-0 at half time, but the partisan crowd were left stunned when they conceded two late goals. Venables was later sacked.

Then followed brief but disastrous spells back at Crystal Palace & Portsmouth, both of whom were suffering financial difficulties at the time.
He joined Pompey first as a consultant, then as Chairman and left with Pompey bottom of Division One & on the brink of bankruptcy & Palace under acrimonious circumstances as they were about to go into administration.

Following a further brief spell in management at Middlesbrough, Venables decided his business interests & media work would not allow him the time to take up a permanent role on Teeside, & he continued to work as a pundit on ITV, seen particularly during the 2002 World Cup.

Just days before the end of the tournament Venables was linked with the vacant managerial position at Leeds & by July 2002 he was unveiled as their new manager.
Leeds’ disastrous financial predicament only began to truly surface two weeks into his tenure, as players such as Jonathan Woodgate & Robbie Keane were sold without Venables being informed, in an effort to pay off mounting debts.
With the team spiralling towards relegation, & the club into a financial crisis, amid later substantiated rumours of player sell-offs by the board, Venables was sacked in March 2003.

Venables again found himself back in the England set-up in 2006, as assistant to new manager Steve McClaren.
He was later sacked from this role in November 2007, along with McClaren after England failed to qualify for the 2008 European Football Championships.


To conclude this critique on the colourful life of 'El Tel,' here are some amusing quotes made by Terry Venables........that in hindsight he possibly wished he had never said!


"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen."

"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored"

"The mere fact that he's injured stops him getting injured again, if you know what I mean"

"You either win or you lose. There's no in between."

"It may have been going wide, but nevertheless it was a great shot on target"

"They didn't change positions; they just moved the players around"

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

La "novela del invierno" que no tuvo solución

La pelea por el paraguayo
En un "mundo paralelo" donde escuchan a los que saben:
EJL: A Salcedo te lo largo por 10 millones de dólares…

JMA: ¿Vos sos loco? te pensás que son todos “El Benfica”, que en un mismo semestre tiene guita para comprar a Di Maria, Bergessio, el Cebolla Rodríguez y pagarte a vos la locura que pedís por el Tacuara Cardozo. ¿Le contaste que te lo ofrecieron gratis? No solo tienen guita si no que además son medio boludos: compraron a Aimar roto…

EJL: Vos a Aimar lo querías…

JMA: No te hagas el vivo Eduardo, al paraguayo ese con la camiseta de Newell´s no se lo empaquetás ni a los mexicanos..

EJL: Si seguis dando vuelta, Sa-sa hace la pretemporada con Caruso..Además, ¿Donde vas a conseguir un 9 goleador por menos de la cifra que te estoy tirando?

JMA: A ver dejame pensar…estee…dame el paraguayo a préstamo. Si a Marco Ruben (!!!!) con 7 goles en un año lo colocamos en el Recreativo a 7 palos…El paraguayo con que haga 15 lo vendes por 20 y te quedás con el 70% de esa guita.

EJL: (haciendose el boludo) …El 70%??...vos me estás durmiendo…

JMA: Vos querés que me maten … la gente se banca que los negociados le pasen por arriba…pero Israel e Hidalgo si se enteran que te dejé el 100 … me la ponen de todos los colores.

EJL: No…aparte necesito la guita para traer los refuerzos de Caruso. Quiere al 8 de Rafaela y al 5 de Los Andes y no me los quieren largar. El mercado argentino es una locura. Te traen un paraguayo por 20 lucas y te lo quieren revender a 8 palos. Están locos.

JMA: Ya está.. si me dás al paraguayo te doy a Maurito Rosales EN-BAN-DE-JA…Maurito es ídolo en el Parque. Con eso tenés para vender humo 5 años mas…

EJL: Para humo lo traje a Caruso. Imposible, Rosales sabe que mis cheques vuelan en aladelta.

JMA: Esperá que me llegó un mensaje…es toto…Me dice que no arreglé nada y que pregunte en Pumas por Scocco.

EJL: ¿Scocco? jaja

JMA: Me pone que con este nombre te voy a romper el culo, “es goleador historico de las inferiores de Ñuls, hincha de River, tiene olfato, y con Ortega acá y Sambueza en el DF se entendió como los dioses”. Ya está.

EJL: Esperá ¿adonde vas?….te lo rebajo a siete.

JMA: “Convencelo al Cholo…sin Abreu y sin Alexis y con Robert y Sambueza, River va a jugar mas por abajo y no necesita un 9 lungo que ensucie la jugada”…No importa Eduardo hablamos en otro momento…

EJL: Aguilar ¿a donde vas????…cinco!!!!

JMA: Dejá Eduardo…voy a ver que onda con Nachito(?).

Ignacio Scocco hace 15 días fue adquirido por el AEK de Atenas en 1,5 millón de euros por la totalidad del pase. Lejos bien lejos de los 10 millones de dólares que pidió Lopez por Salcedo.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

El negro que envidiamos todos

Reginaldo Ferreira no es un delantero de temer. Con sus apenas 28 goles en 166 partidos en primera (solo 11 en serie A), dos descensos en solo 3 temporadas en primera división (Treviso (05-06) y Parma (07-08)) y un paso por la serie C, no es una amenaza para nadie: su promedio de gol es un irrisorio 0,15 (un promedio digno de un Pepe Abán). Los equipos a los que le marcó en todas las categorías: Ascoli, Cesena, Ternana, Triestina, Crotone, Arezzo, Avellino, Pescara, Lecce, Modena. Su máximo orgullo como deportista profesional: un par de goles a la Sampdoria y otro al Atalanta (ex clubes del ex de su actual fidanzata)-actualizamos: el "bobo" acaba de firmar con el equipo bergamasco del que es un ídolo historico- . Pero afuera de la cancha la cosa es diferente. Si bien el negro es mas feo que pisar mierda descalzo, hay un dato: su ex novia es Lea di Leo, una actriz porno italiana que antes de salir con él fue pareja de...Rocco Siffredi y su actual nada menos que la única: Elisabetta Canalis. Lo suyo no es el rectangulo de 105x70 (el de la cancha) pero casi. En este foto el negro se mete la mano en el bolsillo para disimular...

Me voy a pegar un tiro y vuelvo.

Robert Flores al Monumental

Tal como anticipé hace unos meses, el enganche uruguayo se prepara para jugar en el River mas famoso, convirtiendose en el primer refuerzo del club este semestre. A Aguilar y Simeone se ve que les agarró un ataque de TOTITIS. Primero renovandole a Ortega, después buscando-sondeando a Solari y Crespo, luego trayendo nuevamente a Sambueza y manteniendo cerca a Lima y ahora contratando a Robert Flores. ¿Quien es el próximo Sebastián Blanco?

Saturday, July 5, 2008

C.P.F.C Pre-Season 2008 - Fixtures, Results and Scorers.

Saturday 12th July: Bromley 1-1 Palace (Clint Hill) - Away - Crowd: 2,153

Monday 14th July: Crawley Town 1-1 (Paul Ifill) - Away - Crowd: 2,536

Thursday 17th July: Aldershot Town 3-4 Palace (D.Freedman pen, S.Thomas, J.Dayton, J.Smith pen ) - Away - Crowd: 1,436

Monday 21st July: Tavistock 0-4 Palace (C.Andrew (2), B.Watson, Own Goal) - Away - Crowd:

Wednesday 23rd July: Bodmin Town 1-4 Palace (J.Ertl, J.Dayton (2), C.Fletcher) - Away

Friday 25th July: Truro City 0-1 Palace (S.Thomas) - Away

Tuesday 29th July: Palace 0-0 Fulham - Home (Dougie Freedman's Testimonial) -

Wednesday 30th July: Dagenham & Redbridge 3-2 Palace XI (M.Abnet pen, Own Goal) - Away

Thursday 31st July: Afan Lido (of Wales) 4-1 Palace Youth - Away

Saturday 2nd August: Palace (V.Moses) 1-1 Leicester City - Home - Crowd: 1,993

*All kick-off times are subject to change.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Ay Batista...


Calciomercato

Pipino Cuevas al Santos. Sigue la mística peixe, vuelve a tener un Pelé.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

'Babes Of The Month' - Which Trophy Has 'Championship Babe' Written All Over It!






There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando......


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"Can you hear the drums Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight Fernando
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar

They were closer now Fernando
Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally
I was so afraid Fernando
We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die
And Im not ashamed to say
The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando

Now were old and grey Fernando
And since many years I havent seen a rifle in your hand
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
Do you still recall the frightful night we crossed the rio grande?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright,Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
Theres no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando....."