Me dijo el blacat que estuvo actualizando el blog y que pueden pasar. Eso si me dijo que les diga:
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007
le petit taureau
ESPN, quiero los partidos de L'Championat yaa...
Que no te ganen de mano los peseteros de Direct tv.
(que grosso volver a ver al torito en una cancha de fútbol)
Watch Your Back, Organ Be In For A Big Surprise!
Now it usually takes something quite controversial, irritating or witty for me to get home after yet another dire day at 'The Orifice' and sit down the moment I get through the door, fire up the PC and start writing.
Today is indeed one such day. As I rode home on the 'Cattle Chuffer' from Victoria I began scanning 'The London Paper' for newsworthy articles that didn't include the words Goody, Channel 4, Pete Doherty and Snow.
I was indeed drawn to page 7 and a fine pair of pins in a micro skirt. Below was a rather disturbing headline 'Judge Held For Flashing' and to the left of that a typically demure picture of Wayne Rooney with his gob open and looking pretty vacant......well nothing new there then. Believe me the excitement does not end there as it was suggested that 'The Everton Reject' was a massive fan of, and indeed knew all the words to the songs of the musical 'Oliver.'
So what I hear you holler as you lean towards the 'off button.' Is there indeed a point to all this? Are the three subjects in someway all related?
Well no, not to my knowledge anyway!
But wait.......In the top right hand corner was an inch square article that literally made me think.... you are bloody joking! It was both amusing and unbelievable at the same time. In fact I felt it was well worth sharing with other like minded individuals.
So the story goes that in Argentina a teenage football fan is suing a tattooist who drew a penis on his back instead of his favourite team's badge. Not an easy mistake to make surely, but as it happens the tattoo artist took 'umbrage' at being asked to draw the logo of the Boca Juniors on the teens back because he supported their fiercest rivals River Plate!!!!!!!!!!!!
My immediate forethought was if the tattoo artist is that malevolent, then imagine what he would do to you if he caught you messing with his missus!
Today is indeed one such day. As I rode home on the 'Cattle Chuffer' from Victoria I began scanning 'The London Paper' for newsworthy articles that didn't include the words Goody, Channel 4, Pete Doherty and Snow.
I was indeed drawn to page 7 and a fine pair of pins in a micro skirt. Below was a rather disturbing headline 'Judge Held For Flashing' and to the left of that a typically demure picture of Wayne Rooney with his gob open and looking pretty vacant......well nothing new there then. Believe me the excitement does not end there as it was suggested that 'The Everton Reject' was a massive fan of, and indeed knew all the words to the songs of the musical 'Oliver.'
So what I hear you holler as you lean towards the 'off button.' Is there indeed a point to all this? Are the three subjects in someway all related?
Well no, not to my knowledge anyway!
But wait.......In the top right hand corner was an inch square article that literally made me think.... you are bloody joking! It was both amusing and unbelievable at the same time. In fact I felt it was well worth sharing with other like minded individuals.
So the story goes that in Argentina a teenage football fan is suing a tattooist who drew a penis on his back instead of his favourite team's badge. Not an easy mistake to make surely, but as it happens the tattoo artist took 'umbrage' at being asked to draw the logo of the Boca Juniors on the teens back because he supported their fiercest rivals River Plate!!!!!!!!!!!!
My immediate forethought was if the tattoo artist is that malevolent, then imagine what he would do to you if he caught you messing with his missus!
Sunday, January 21, 2007
No hay que voltear a mas nadie ¿o si?
Gran partido del tricampeón del fútbol argentino...Boca (¿ehhh?¿Como que no es tricampeón?)Bueno pero como juega ese pibe nuevo que pusieron de enganche (¡¡que estampa zidanesca!!!), lastima que a la primera patada de Domingo desapareció de la cancha, pero tiene personalidad, se le nota. Sobretodo para levantar las manos y hacer gestos a la tribuna para salvarse del incendio. ¿Y de la otra gran "JOYA" del tricampeón?. Lo digo: Palacio titular en el mundial de Alemania ya (¿ya se jugó?). ¿Que le pasa a Rodri?, no me jodan para mi que anda con la cabeza puesta en Barcelona. Tanto jugar con el equipo de Ronaldinho a la play le quemó la cabeza. Russo querido avisales a los muchachos que el bigotón no esta mas, porque los jugadores andan convencidisimos que te tienen que voltear. Eso si, vas perdiendo un clásico y metes a...Datolo!!!. Hubieses puesto al otro pibito, Bruno Gimenez. La verdad: vos solo metes la cabeza en el agua. Russito quema el curriculum con tu estadistica porque se van a avivar que sos un DT para dirigir Lanús y Los Andes por favor te lo pido. El que avisa...
Friday, January 19, 2007
Se nos cae otro idolo..
Nada menos que.... el gordo Schmeichel !!!.
(de Bar Deportes)
ESTO YA SE FUE AL CARAJO.
(Mensaje: estoy de vacaciones hasta el lunes. Sí, totoputo).
Thursday, January 11, 2007
OTRO DOPING (VAGINAL) ARGENTINO !!!
Siempre que hay un caso de doping hay un argentino dando vueltas.
"..La bella modelo argentina Belén Rodríguez Cozzani, ha salido al rescate de su amado para explicar que todo fue culpa suya y a los encuentros sexuales de la pareja. Cuenta que había sufrido una infección vaginal(?) y que Borriello, al contagiarse, usó la misma pomada que utilizaba ella, a base de cortisona. "El contacto físico resultó fatal. Casi letal. Marco se infectó conmigo y yo, sin pensármelo dos veces, le aconsejé que usara la misma pomada que me estaba poniendo, sin reparar que contenía cortisona" .
MARCO NO LA TOQUÉS TANTO QUE TIENE CORTISONA(?) ENCIMA
La modelo, de 22 años, insiste en la inocencia de Borriello: "Marco no es un drogadicto. Cuando estamos en casa no toma ni te ni Coca Cola"
!!!ESTAS BOTINERAS!!!
!!!ESTAS BOTINERAS!!!
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Tuesday, January 9, 2007
Monday, January 8, 2007
IBA A POSTEAR ESTO PERO NO...UY SE POSTEO SOLO.
"me considero hincha a muerte de boca juniors, es el club de mis amores, por lo cual sigo todos los partidos que juega. hay algo que deseo, es hacerme socio de este club y poder tener toda la indumentaria deportiva de este club. considero que boca el el equipo mas grande del mundo, es increible la cantidad de hinchas que tiene en mi cuidad, con decir que de cada 5000 simpatizantes de boca hay uno de river, que diferencia verdad. saludos".
leonardo murillo, santa cruz, bolivia.
"soy de boca es una pasion es lo mejor que me paso le agrades mucho a mi viejo por aberme echo de boca espero que sigamos ganado mas cosas soy fanatico de roman es mi idolo tambien el rolo espero algun dia poder ir ala bombonera para ber una partido de boca y river bueno les dijo un saludo muy grande tito, lincoln, argentina"
"boca es lo mas grande del mundo y mi sueño es ir a la bonbonera y cono serlo a maradono y jugar e las inferiores de boca maxi, chaco, argentina"
"te amo boca sos mas inportante que mi familia te amo boca Federico, Chacabuco, Argentina"
"soy incha de boca y felizitaciones fernando correa morales, caraca, venezuela"
"boca sos mi pasion y mi vidacomo pierde contra onse calda y al mila le ganaro y al pero de onse calda no pudieronganalenanga de peros prinsipalmente pallermo. oscar daniel barrios, corrientes, argentina"
Friday, January 5, 2007
Thursday, January 4, 2007
'Premiers**t - You're Having a Laugh'
Don't talk to me about the 'magnificent' spectacle of the Premiership! The tremendous ding-dong battle to win the title etc etc.
The Premiership is great for mainly one thing - plenty of revenue in the form of TV money for all the clubs involved and not a lot else!
There's a two horse race at each end of the table, Man U versus Chelski and Watford versus Charlton, and then 16 other mediocre teams battling it out for mid-table respectability.....I think is the well overused media pundits terminology.
Look at the likes of Spurs, Pompey, Everton and Blackburn. All battling it out for what?
A UEFA Cup spot, which is basically an overrated cup tournament for Champions League rejects, teams finishing 5th or worse in the Premiership, along with the domestic cup winners that cold potentially could come from anywhere in the Football League.
I'm sure the opportunity to start the season in July, and the prospect of visiting the respective pastures new of the Champions of such historical football nations as Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Slovenia and Slovakia must be huge!
The lure of a few bob to line the the pockets of the already overpaid players, board and management alike is the only odour I can smell!
Two words springs to mind.......Dull and Greed!
It is self-defeating in it's very nature.
Remember the fans! They are the ones who have to pay for this potential 11 month season.
Jet-setting abroad, hotel accommodation where necessary, match tickets and beer all add up to a more than average priced midweek non-adventure, such as a meal with the opposition, namely her indoors or a trip to the local pub with the lads, equally unpopular with the Missus. (But she knows where you are, and in her eyes at least that beats blowing the family budget on gallivanting around The Balkans).
Not to mention the time taken off from work, whether as holiday or sick.
Do the Clubs care? Is the Pope a Jew?
Dare I say it, but maybe the likes of Pompey and Reading could even step up to the UEFA Cup mark this year.....which would in itself be an incredible and more than likely one-off achievement for both Coppell's and Redknapp's sides this season. But not something their fans will have experienced previously or are likely too again for sometime after.
Pity all the magnificent fans of all the above mentioned clubs, and shame on the clubs themselves for providing such mediocre 'entertainment' for most of the season whatever the final outcome, at extortionate entry prices!
Now drop down a division to the Championship and you can watch a terrific example of weekly unpredictability all season, due to a much more level playing field. High octane passion fuelled local derbies, particularly in The Midlands this season and the possibility of about 4 or 5 teams fighting it out for automatic promotion and a further 6 or more in with a chance of making the play-offs. At the wrong end their are probably still any of 6 or 7 sides that might drop down a division. All this will undoubtedly still be unfolding come mid-April.
That's what I would endeavour to call entertainment, fierce competition, and value for money.... all season round.
A couple of months ago Brucie was a goner, now he's Singing the Blues.
Cardiff under Dave Jones got off to a magnificent start, now they are rocking badly, Preston are up there again despite a change in stewardship, and Southampton look really dangerous.
WBA, Wolves and Palace were all expected to make the top 6 if not automatic promotion pre-season, but all are finding the going tough!
There may be no Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney, Ronaldo, or Henry in the Championship but there are some quality players on view including the likes of Upson and McShefferey at Birmingham, Nugent at Preston, Vine at Luton, Rasiak and Bale at Southampton, Halford at Colchester and Eastwood at Southend to name but a few, along with some excellent coaches and managers doing the rounds.
Look at Burley at Southampton, Mowbray at WBA, Laws at Wednesday, Davies at Derby, Pullis at Stoke and of course Williams at Colchester.
A Championship XI to match much of the Premiership mediocrity:
Hoult/Upson/Halford/Alexander/Bale/McShefferey/Cook/Skachel/Vine/Nugent/Eastwood, and there are many more good enough to make up a squad.
All good news for fans' of Championship Clubs.
The Premiership is great for mainly one thing - plenty of revenue in the form of TV money for all the clubs involved and not a lot else!
There's a two horse race at each end of the table, Man U versus Chelski and Watford versus Charlton, and then 16 other mediocre teams battling it out for mid-table respectability.....I think is the well overused media pundits terminology.
Look at the likes of Spurs, Pompey, Everton and Blackburn. All battling it out for what?
A UEFA Cup spot, which is basically an overrated cup tournament for Champions League rejects, teams finishing 5th or worse in the Premiership, along with the domestic cup winners that cold potentially could come from anywhere in the Football League.
I'm sure the opportunity to start the season in July, and the prospect of visiting the respective pastures new of the Champions of such historical football nations as Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Slovenia and Slovakia must be huge!
The lure of a few bob to line the the pockets of the already overpaid players, board and management alike is the only odour I can smell!
Two words springs to mind.......Dull and Greed!
It is self-defeating in it's very nature.
Remember the fans! They are the ones who have to pay for this potential 11 month season.
Jet-setting abroad, hotel accommodation where necessary, match tickets and beer all add up to a more than average priced midweek non-adventure, such as a meal with the opposition, namely her indoors or a trip to the local pub with the lads, equally unpopular with the Missus. (But she knows where you are, and in her eyes at least that beats blowing the family budget on gallivanting around The Balkans).
Not to mention the time taken off from work, whether as holiday or sick.
Do the Clubs care? Is the Pope a Jew?
Dare I say it, but maybe the likes of Pompey and Reading could even step up to the UEFA Cup mark this year.....which would in itself be an incredible and more than likely one-off achievement for both Coppell's and Redknapp's sides this season. But not something their fans will have experienced previously or are likely too again for sometime after.
Pity all the magnificent fans of all the above mentioned clubs, and shame on the clubs themselves for providing such mediocre 'entertainment' for most of the season whatever the final outcome, at extortionate entry prices!
Now drop down a division to the Championship and you can watch a terrific example of weekly unpredictability all season, due to a much more level playing field. High octane passion fuelled local derbies, particularly in The Midlands this season and the possibility of about 4 or 5 teams fighting it out for automatic promotion and a further 6 or more in with a chance of making the play-offs. At the wrong end their are probably still any of 6 or 7 sides that might drop down a division. All this will undoubtedly still be unfolding come mid-April.
That's what I would endeavour to call entertainment, fierce competition, and value for money.... all season round.
A couple of months ago Brucie was a goner, now he's Singing the Blues.
Cardiff under Dave Jones got off to a magnificent start, now they are rocking badly, Preston are up there again despite a change in stewardship, and Southampton look really dangerous.
WBA, Wolves and Palace were all expected to make the top 6 if not automatic promotion pre-season, but all are finding the going tough!
There may be no Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney, Ronaldo, or Henry in the Championship but there are some quality players on view including the likes of Upson and McShefferey at Birmingham, Nugent at Preston, Vine at Luton, Rasiak and Bale at Southampton, Halford at Colchester and Eastwood at Southend to name but a few, along with some excellent coaches and managers doing the rounds.
Look at Burley at Southampton, Mowbray at WBA, Laws at Wednesday, Davies at Derby, Pullis at Stoke and of course Williams at Colchester.
A Championship XI to match much of the Premiership mediocrity:
Hoult/Upson/Halford/Alexander/Bale/McShefferey/Cook/Skachel/Vine/Nugent/Eastwood, and there are many more good enough to make up a squad.
All good news for fans' of Championship Clubs.
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
CANTA PARA NO LLORAR
Juro que no sabía que Galtieri Jr. tenia blog. (El orgullo de pertenecer).
Tampoco tenia noticias (a pesar de sus repetidos intentos por ocultarlo), de la sexualidad "alternativa" de los muchachos de ese querido blog (las lágrimas de Lucho aquel día llegaron al corazón de todos los hinchas argentinos).
Ni de sus intentos por acercar la calle a los pobres mortales como nosotros que no somos tan vividos como el inefable trío LOS PANCHOS de posteadores de VC. (Vocabulario Valechumbar: vendehumo).
Por eso desde hoy el blog de toto se ofrece a darles una mano y colocarlos en su lista de blogs favoritos, al lado del querido BLACK CAT.
Tampoco tenia noticias (a pesar de sus repetidos intentos por ocultarlo), de la sexualidad "alternativa" de los muchachos de ese querido blog (las lágrimas de Lucho aquel día llegaron al corazón de todos los hinchas argentinos).
Ni de sus intentos por acercar la calle a los pobres mortales como nosotros que no somos tan vividos como el inefable trío LOS PANCHOS de posteadores de VC. (Vocabulario Valechumbar: vendehumo).
Por eso desde hoy el blog de toto se ofrece a darles una mano y colocarlos en su lista de blogs favoritos, al lado del querido BLACK CAT.
'Cards on the Table' - The Champs and The Chumps come the end of the 2006/07 season. My Predictions and the Odds!
Dangerous times to make predictions as the transfer window opens, but sometimes financially it can work to your advantage.
Any team currently doing reasonably well could with a few shrewd signings increase they're chances of glory, BUT their odds decrease. Likewise if you fancy a team to fail then back them before they offload any of their stars to get the BEST price. The 3rd Round of the FA Cup begins this weekend, and there are some cracking ties including these possible upsets as Norwich have to go to Tamworth, Brighton to West Ham, Oldham visit Wolves, Charlton go to Forest, whilst Birmingham host Newcastle.
Get in their early my son might not be an unreasonable way to word it!
This Weekend:- Lay Norwich 8/15, Lay West Ham 4/9 , Lay Wolves 10/11 , Back Forest 7/4, Back Birmingham 15/8.
My Season Predictions with odds courtesy of Betfair as at 5th Jan 2007:-
Premiership Champions - Chelsea 5/7.
Top 4 Finish - Man U 1/100, Liverpool 1/3, Arsenal 1/5.
Top 6 Finish - Portsmouth 11/4, Bolton 4/7.
Premiership Relegation - Watford 1/14, West Ham 7/4, Wigan 4/1.
Championship Winners - Southampton 9/1.
Promotion - Derby 11/4 and Birmingham 4/9.
Champions League Winners/Finalists - Lyon 9/1 Outright Winners, Lyon 7/2 Finalists.
UEFA Cup Winners - Werder Bremen 6/1.
FA Cup Winners - Tottenham 16/1, Outside Sniff Pompey 37/1.
Happy Punting!
Any team currently doing reasonably well could with a few shrewd signings increase they're chances of glory, BUT their odds decrease. Likewise if you fancy a team to fail then back them before they offload any of their stars to get the BEST price. The 3rd Round of the FA Cup begins this weekend, and there are some cracking ties including these possible upsets as Norwich have to go to Tamworth, Brighton to West Ham, Oldham visit Wolves, Charlton go to Forest, whilst Birmingham host Newcastle.
Get in their early my son might not be an unreasonable way to word it!
This Weekend:- Lay Norwich 8/15, Lay West Ham 4/9 , Lay Wolves 10/11 , Back Forest 7/4, Back Birmingham 15/8.
My Season Predictions with odds courtesy of Betfair as at 5th Jan 2007:-
Premiership Champions - Chelsea 5/7.
Top 4 Finish - Man U 1/100, Liverpool 1/3, Arsenal 1/5.
Top 6 Finish - Portsmouth 11/4, Bolton 4/7.
Premiership Relegation - Watford 1/14, West Ham 7/4, Wigan 4/1.
Championship Winners - Southampton 9/1.
Promotion - Derby 11/4 and Birmingham 4/9.
Champions League Winners/Finalists - Lyon 9/1 Outright Winners, Lyon 7/2 Finalists.
UEFA Cup Winners - Werder Bremen 6/1.
FA Cup Winners - Tottenham 16/1, Outside Sniff Pompey 37/1.
Happy Punting!
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
¿GRIMI? NO LO CONOCE NADIE...
Linda frase tiró Ancelotti. Una moral barbara para el pobre Leo(?). Juro que si se caia el pase de Grimi al rossonero cerraba el blog. Por suerte ya salimos de terapia intensiva(?) y el sucesor de Paolo(?) va rumbo a San Ciro a compartir vestuario y zaga con el marido de Martina Colombari.
Hablé con Bla cat y me contó que hay novedades con la morocha. Ademas, me tiró las internas del vestuario del UEAN, que la cosa con Willy Tanner anda muy mal, pero que parece se amigó con el negrito ARBUD. Me cerró con un "ertre oi i mianana poteo toto toi de can zado".
Este blog no cierra por vacaciones, asi que durante el verano visitenlonnnnn(?) y comenten.
Monday, January 1, 2007
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