Thursday, May 31, 2007

Suerte para hoy bostero.

Las dos veces que se fue de Boca, al semestre siguiente salieron campeones. Estuvo 15 dias en Fiorentina y se fue al descenso. Como con Salamanca.
Estuvo en Racing y dejó de existir!!. Como Celaya.
En Cruz Azul no lo pusieron una final, y terminó mufando al club (a tal punto que no volvió a salir campeón, pasaron 9 años!!).
Por eso bostero suerte para hoy, te dejo esta postal de G*mb*t*t*

PD: Con el mono no jodo porque me tira abajo el blog.
UPDATE: GRACIAS TOTALES G*MB*T*T*, NO TE BAJES QUE FALTA LA REVANCHA.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Crespo al Inter otro año mas..


Crespo all'Inter fino al 2010

Il Chelsea ha liberato l'attaccante argentino: giocherà con i nerazzurri per altre 3 stagioni. La conferma dal suo procuratore: "Abbiamo trovato l'accordo con l'Inter; per un anno di prestito e due di contratto. Siamo contenti, è quello che volevamo"

Daria Claims Abramovich Relations are Over According to a Russian newspaper Daria has announced that her relationship with billiobaire, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has ended. This all comes after claims in the tabloids that Roman’s wife Irina has been seeing the countries top divorce lawyers over his alleged affair with the Russian supermodel, and could potentially gain half of Abramovich’s £11 billion fortune

Abramovich, propietario del Chelsea, anuncia su divorcio
El multimillonario ruso Roman Abramovich, propietario del club de fútbol inglés Chelsea, se ha divorciado en Rusia de su esposa Irina, anunció su portavoz en un comunicado. La noticia del divorcio se produce después de que el diario británico "The Sun" informara de que Abramovich había sido visto paseando por París en compañía de la ex modelo rusa Daria Zhukova, de veinticinco años, ex novia y amiga del tenista Marat Safin. Abramovich ha insistido varias veces en que él y Zhukova son sólo amigos, y sus abogados amenazaron con actuar contra quienes publicasen las fotos que se tomaron de la pareja en la capital francesa.

Abramovich 'corta el grifo' y Terry y Lampard se alejan del Chelsea
"..Según parece la causa principal por la cual Abramovich ha dejado en segundo plano al club, reside en que quiere pasar más tiempo con su nueva novia, Daria Zhukova.."

COMO DIRIA EL BAMBINO: "POR BUEEEN TIPPOOOOOO"

Sobre la mentira

Iba a cerrar la encuesta de la "mentira" mas grande del fútbol argentino, pero la pelea palmo a palmo de Baneguita y Pintita exige un EXTRA-TIME. Igual algunos cuestionan la elección de los contendientes. Creen que proscripto Belluschi(?), la elección popular tiene menos sustento que la presidencia de Illia. Un par de motivos por los que no puse al "rasta de los 40 palos":

-Su participación esta garantizada en proximos polls.
-La "mentira Belluschi" no tuvo definición por lo cual es dificil de cuantificarla. (¿En cuanto va a ser vendido?, y si un milagro ocurre y es vendido por una cifra cercana a la pregonaba el Kaiser: ¿aumentara su leyenda de jugador mentiroso?)
-Habia otros jugadores de River: Zapata, Galván, Farias, que superan la magnitud de la mentira Belluschi (aunque solo en una primera instancia). Mas adelante veremos.
-El jugador es de esos jugadores modernos: que no marcan ni pueden jugar de enganche. Tecnicamente acusa las mismas falencias que Verón de marca e imposibilidad de gambeta (ni cargarse el equipo al hombro).
-La prima Monica me pidió encarecidamente que no lo ponga.

PD: El banner no se cambia. 54 a 61 no hay quorum(?)

Monday, May 28, 2007

J3sus mantiene la costumbre...


...de aparecer en el centro en los festejos.

Quien dijo quien dijo..

"En Argentina, yo sólo jugaría en River. En ese club pasé momentos muy lindos de mi vida. Hasta llegué a vivir debajo de las tribunas, con Claudio Rojas (el guatemalteco) y Roberto Clérico, otros dos chicos que hicieron conmigo las Inferiores. Me acuerdo de que llegábamos al estadio y lo primero que mirábamos eran los autazos de todos los jugadores.-¿Quién tenía el mejor auto?-En esa época recién había salido el Fiat Uno, y el Gato Miguel lo tenía. Como yo un tiempo después vivía en Barracas, él siempre me llevaba. Le quedaba de paso, porque iba para Lanús. ¿Sabés cómo se lo marcaba? Se lo miraba todo. Y él me decía: "Tranquilo, loco, vos ya vas a tener un auto como éste..."

No vale googlear. Es facil.

Te vamos a extrañar Cichero

Esto de que la FIFA no le deje a Boca hacer de local en la Bombonera me da por las pelotas. Blatter pintate un mechón.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Perdonenme chicas

Viendo los resultados de la encuesta del banner: No sabia que tenia tantos seguidores entre la comunidad homosexual. Les dejo este video de Aurorita para deleite de los lectores..

Friday, May 25, 2007

Hepatalgina(?) para Hielo Seco por favor!!!

Primer chiste escatologico que hace el blog, pero semejante portada(?) lo amerita.

Aguilar aprendé(?)

En el 2007 el Bayern Munich la pasó bastante mal (quedó eliminado de la Champions 2006-2007 en cuartos, salió cuarto en la liga, y ni siquiera clasificó para la Champions del 2007/8 ni ganó la Copa de Alemania (quedó eliminado en las instancias previas)). Para tapar tamaña crisis, Rummenigge y sus muchachos (ademas de contratar al Principito Sosa) no tuvieron mejor idea que organizar el concurso de belleza Miss Bayern FC!! buscando acallar a la barra del conjunto bavaro(?).

El concurso se organiza de manera mensual(!!) y se desarrolla todos los fines de semana en que el equipo juega de local a fin de evitar los posibles "HALLS" que tantos dolores de cabeza le dan al Pelicano y sus secuaces.

Mientras mas duraba la malaria del equipo mejor era la salud del concurso para el que convocaron al Telerman alemán(?).

La ganadora se hace acreedora a la corona, el ramo, una moto(?), un oso gigante(?), un celular, y una cena con su jugador favorito del plantel, además de participar en todos los eventos promocionales del club.

Dicen que Aguilar ya tomó nota y en cualquier momento lanza Miss River 2007-2008. Veremos.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Ultimo momento: se lesionó el Cuqui(?)

Ya lo habian anticipado en el show..
Ultima edición del Grafic* piedra. Silvera primero suspendido, ahora lesionado.. ¿y Palermo? Inmune como "Madera" Gudjohnsen por ser de ROBLE. LAMENTABLE.

Sobre el partido de ayer (aguante Carletto)

Iba a hacer un post bastante largo, pero el partido no dió para semejante esfuerzo(?):
-Un jugador como Inzaghi con 33 años no puede ser la figura de una final de Champions. Menos salir campeón un equipo que es una mezcla de enfermeria y geriatrico (y que dejó ir a Crespo y Shevchenko, y no pudo anotar a Ronaldo para jugar la copa).
-Igual para los que dicen que bancaba al Liverpool estan equivocados. Benitez me parece el entrenador mas antifútbol del mundo (por otro lado al "Ramón Italiano" Carletto Ancelotti, lo banco a muerte y es el mejor lejos. El tipo no se resigna a poner un jugador de la clase de Pirlo en el medio (siempre se preocupa por no perder fantasia en el mediocampo), linea de 4 con laterales que vayan, jugar con enganche (Kaká) y un 9 de area-area. Siempre. El ultimo lirico del fútbol europeo (aguanten Ancelotti, Zeman, Ramón, Queiroz y Carrasco) dejó en evidencia a Robertito Mancini, Mourinho, Benitez, Fergusson, Wenger, Koeman, Rijkaard, Hitzfield, Houllier, que demostraron ser todos muertos...Berlusconi no le compró nada y el igual se las arregló.

-Cuando dije que Kaká era 1.000.000 de veces mejor que Ronaldinho los arlequines no me creyeron. Sigan mirando comerciales de Joga Bonito(?).

-Masche jugó un partidazo. Demostrando que era el único a la altura de semejante evento. Carragher, Gerrard, Riise, Alonso, Agger, demostraron ser todos pechofrios. Gerrard tiene la tecnica de Diego Galván(?), es una falta de respeto al futbol que se lo sindique entre los mejores por mas compromiso que tenga con su club. Totti es crack y quiere a la Roma tanto como Gerrard al Liverpool.

-Benitez es un caradura. No lo puede sacar a Masche, y ponerlo recién a Crouch a diez minutos del final. Sacalo al muerto de Pennant papá!!..juga con Masche, Alonso, Gerrard y Kewell, y con Crouch bien de punta (Kuyt por la banda). No sabes nada. Ponés marcadores laterales de volantes por afuera, jugadores que no saben jugar como Zenden y Pennant. Sos el anticristo. Es una verguenza que un equipo que termina a 30 puntos del campeon en la premier todos los años juegue la champions. Reestructuren la competencia YAAA!! Lo sacó a Masche y Kaká (libre) inventó la jugada del segundo gol...

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

DowieGateDisgrace.........The Very Latest!

Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan must wait to see if he has won his bitter legal row with former manager Iain Dowie.

Their eight-day High Court battle ended on Tuesday - but the judge has withheld his decision over Dowie being sued for alleged "fraudulent misrepresentations".


Dowie's barrister Michael McParland this week dismissed claims that his client had discussed the Charlton job before he left Palace.

*However two days before he left he had talked to Charlton chairman Richard Murray, but Mr McParland said that did not mean Dowie had been spoken to about taking charge of the club.

*Mr McParland added that Preston boss Billy Davies had already been lined up for the Charlton hotseat, although he later declined the move.

*The barrister said Murray had phoned about possible player signings for Charlton.

*He said Dowie could NOT afford to "offend" a Premiership chairman by NOT taking the call.

*It was also revealed that Dowie had started writing a document called "Advancing the Addicks" - before he left Palace.

But the barrister said this did NOT mean he had talked about getting a job at the club.


John Davies QC,for Jordan, said there had been "five representations" that caused his client to waive the clause that required compensation should Dowie leave:

1/ He said Palace's line had been "consistent" from May 10 last year onwards when Jordan made it clear that Dowie could go,but only on the basis he was returning to the north.

2/ Mr Davies also disagreed with Mr McParland's claim that Charlton had lined up Billy Davies as manager when there was initial contact between Dowie and Murray.

3/ The court was also told that Dowie had been "mis-taken" when he said in a press conference to announce he would be joining Charlton that there had been no contact about the job when he was still at Palace.

4/ The court was also told that, on May 16 last year, Dowie considered himself "free" to talk about becoming Derby County manager, even though the agreement to terminate his contract at Palace had NOT been signed off.

5/ Mr Davies said the fact Dowie was talking to Derby at that early stage made it more likely that he had also spoken to Charlton about the managerial position at The Valley.



Mr Justice Tugendhat said he would reserve his decision in the case until a later, unspecified date.

DowieGateDisgrace.........Court Day Eight

Round Eight - Day Eight - Tuesday 22nd May 2007

In Court today...

Former Eagles boss Iain Dowie could not have spoken to Charlton about becoming their manager when he left Crystal Palace because someone else was poised to get the job, the High Court heard today.

As those following the case will be aware, Dowie had a clause in his contract to the effect that if he left to join another club, Palace would be due £1million compensation.

Palace chairman Simon Jordan says he agreed to waive the clause when Mr Dowie left because he had stated he wanted to move nearer to his family in Bolton.

Within days Mr Dowie had joined Charlton.

Today, as both sides began their final submissions, Mr Dowie's barrister, Michael McParland, dismissed claims that his client had discussed the Charlton job before he left Palace.

The court heard Mr Dowie had spoken to Charlton chairman, Richard Murray, two days before leaving Palace, NOT about taking charge of the Addicks but about players.

Mr McParland said that was because Mr Murray already had another man lined up for the job - former Preston North End manager Billy Davies.

In the end, Mr Davies changed his mind, but Mr McParland said that would NOT have been known to Mr Murray at the time he spoke to Mr Dowie.

Mr McParland also said Mr Murray phoned Mr Dowie on May 22 last year - the day he left Palace - to find out the time of the press conference announcing his departure as he was keen to watch it on TV.

And the judge heard from Mr McParland that, just because Mr Dowie had started writing a document called "Advancing the Addicks" before he left Palace, it did NOT mean he had talked about getting a job at the club.



Tale of the Tape: Dowie 6, Jordan 7
Temperature: Sticky with varying winds. Outlook uncertain but cloudy with plenty of mist & haze in the atmosphere 23*C



We await the outcome...

Monday, May 21, 2007

Aguilar atendé


Señor Presidente de River
From : Alquiler de Helicopteros - Departamento Comercial <*******@************> Sent: Saturday, May 19, 2007 10:41 PM to : José Maria Aguilar (josema@riversa.com)

Sr. Aguilar: Nos vemos en la obligación de notificarle una vez mas por este medio acerca de la entera disponibilidad de nuestro servicio (que ud. ya tuvo oportunidad de abonar). Por favor responda de una vez por todas nuestros llamados que queremos concertar con urgencia la fecha del envio de nuestra nave.
Muchas Gracias.

RE: Señor Presidente de River
From : José Maria Aguilar ( josema@riversa.com ) Sent: Monday, May 21, 2007 9:31 PM to : Alquiler de Helicopteros - Departamento Comercial (*******@*****)

Mirá. No me lo mandés. Parece que con Daniel nos vamos en yate..

Calidad o Cantidad (debate)

Coincidencias, el mismo fin de semana que se retiró Alessandro "Billy" Costacurta, Romario de Souza Farias (sí pariente lejano del Tecla) llegó a las 1000 goles como profesional (cifra muy discutida por otra parte). Pero bueno con la particularidad que tanto Costacurta como Romario tienen 41 años y los dos hicieron de penal su gol este útimo fin de semana. El italiano para ponerle fin-broche a su exitosa carrera (en la que solo hizo 3 goles pero ganó 27 titulos), el brasilero para llegar al tan ansiado millar de gritos. Gritos que sin embargo no son pocos los que piensan que reparte con la misma asiduidad tanto dentro como afuera de la cancha.
Para finalizar ambos no se enfrentaron ni en la final del Mundial de Estados Unidos 94 donde ganó el Brasil de Romario (pero no mojó), y Costacurta que habia sido titular todo el torneo, no jugó por la vuelta de Baresi que erró su penal. Tampoco se enfrentaron dos meses antes en la final de la Champions donde el Milan de Billy goleó al Barsa del Baixinho (porque Billy fue expulsado en la semi con el Monaco que habían ganado 3 a 0).

Desencuentros, alegrías incompletas, las carreras de Costacurta y Romario abren un debate existencial... ¿Que es mejor calidad o cantidad?

¿Las 1000 noches de Romario en Río o comerse a Martina Colombari todos los días?.


Friday, May 18, 2007

Pinooooooooooooolaaa!!

Este Basile es otro hijo de puta. Es un borracho cararrota ... no puede convocar a Pinooolaaa!!!!

DowieGateDisgrace.........Court Day Seven

Round Seven - Day Seven - Friday 18th May 2007

In Court today...

The final witness in Crystal Palace's marathon legal battle has denied approaching their former manager Iain Dowie before he had formally left the club.

Taking the stand today, Charlton Athletic chairman Richard Murray denied approaching Mr Dowie for an interview before he left Palace on May 22 last year.

Mr Dowie is being sued by Palace for alleged 'fraudulent misrepresentation' when he left the club last summer and joined bitter rivals Charlton Athletic.

However, Mr Murray said he had phoned Mr Dowie before he left Palace and suggested meeting up after a press conference announcing he would be leaving Selhurst Park, although he insisted he had not made any mention of him becoming Charlton's manager.

Mr Dowie says he thought Mr Murray wanted to talk about Palace players who would be of interest to Charlton.

At the time, the Addicks were looking for a replacement for long-term boss Alan Curbishley, but Mr Murray said that then Preston North End manager Billy Davies was in the frame.

"I did want to meet him," said Mr Murray, who admitted his call could have been viewed as a "nod and wink" to Mr Dowie that he would be considered for Charlton.

But he added: "As I have said many times, he was not my first choice. Billy Davies was. But I was not going to say, 'You are totally ruled out'."
Mr Dowie had a clause in his contract to the effect that if he left to join another club, Palace would be due £1million compensation.

Palace chairman Simon Jordan says that, as a gesture of good will, he agreed to waive that clause when Mr Dowie left because he had stated he wanted to move nearer to his wife and family in Bolton.

Within days, Mr Dowie had joined Charlton.

Mr Dowie says the compromise agreement was a "clean break" under which Palace dispensed with his services and avoided having to pay him substantial contractual entitlements.

Mr Justice Tugendhat adjourned proceedings until Tuesday. He is expected to reserve his judgment in the case after he has heard closing arguments.



Tale of the Tape: Dowie 6, Jordan 6
Temperature: Rather a lot of cloud & a plenty of 'hot air' 20*C



The case continues on Tuesday 22nd May...

Thursday, May 17, 2007

¿Ahora esto?!!

El pelícano no se rinde.

Si Ortega se va a Mexico, sería el punto mas algido de una era caracterizada por la infamia. Aunque en realidad demostraría las conductas cíclicas del obeso pelícano. Febrero del 2003, Pipino Cuevas venía con su gol a Racing de darle el ultimo campeonato a River, ser figura del mundial, ganarle con gol suyo al Brasil campeón del mundo en el Maracaná, dos golazos
impresionantes a Boca en la última copa de verano y era cedido a China!!!, porque no tenía lugar en los planes del delfín de Aguilar, el ingeniero pinochetista Manuel Pellegrini que
quería aaa...la Furia Husaín!!! Que hoy juega al fútbol amateur en Maldivas!!. En China, Cuevas estuvo 6 meses sin jugar porque casi se muere de gripe aviar. Mayo 2007, en Mexico, con canilla libre de tequila, no veo factible que el burrito pueda superar su adicción al alcohol. Recordemos como Cuevas en el 2003, Ortega fue figura en los 4 partidos en los que actuó para River en este 2007.

Si Ortega se va a Mexico pongo una bomba en el despacho de Aguilar.

No me importa mas nada.
No podes ser tan incapaz y delincuente...
hay que romper todo, este tipo es un agente de Macri, nos va
a hundir!!

Ma qué Gran Hermano famosos!!!..

A PEDIDO DE AURORITA

SE VIENEE...
MUY PRONTO

La estufa de Román


Dicen que es la verdadera razón por la que Román se hizo echar
del Villarreal resignando la mitad de los casi 5 millones de euros
que cobra de ficha.

La razón por la cual, para no contradecir a Mamá Riquelme, que queria
parar con los rumores de infidelidad, abandonó la selección.¿No vieron
que ahora Romancito anda con el pechito recalentado
?

Que quieren que les diga, yo haria lo mismo.

Galeria 2007
Galeria 2006

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

DowieGateDisgrace...........Court Day Six

Round Six - Day Six - Wednesday 16th May 2007

In Court today...

Iain Dowie claimed his bitter £2 million High Court wrangle with Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan has destroyed his managerial reputation.

The former Crystal Palace manager spoke of the "very abusive, ultra-aggressive, demeaning and angry" telephone call with chairman Simon Jordan that signalled the end of his time at the club.

He told a top judge that he was prepared for Mr Jordan to be "upset" after the club failed to win promotion to the Premiership in May 2006.

And, from past experience, he also said he knew that the club chairman "would be aggressive and outspoken".

But Dowie told the High Court: "I was not prepared for the way that Simon spoke to me on the telephone and the very abusive, ultra-aggressive, demeaning and angry nature of the call."

"Simon shouted and swore at me constantly."

"I was used to Simon being aggressive and swearing, but this was by far the worst I had ever experienced either by Simon or generally in my time in football."


Dowie is being sued by Palace for alleged 'fraudulent misrepresentations' when he left the club last summer and joined Charlton Athletic.

He told the court: "The litany of personal abuse didn't help my chances of finding work after I left Charlton."



Tale of the Tape: Dowie 7, Jordan 6
Temperature: Damp start but brighter with sunny spells by mid-afternoon 21*C



The case continues on Friday 18th May...

Hincha Arlequín

Primero fue el libro del Guille(?)
Luego vino la revista despedida del idolo(?) cortesia de Olé..
Después la "vida de pelicula" de Martín(?)..

y ahora el Black Cat también!!!!???

Bostero no puedo creer lo arlequín que sos. Sos como las amas de casa que miran Utilisima satelital, el target preferido de los publicistas porque saben que compras cualquier cosa.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

DowieGateDisgrace...........Court Day Five

Round Five - Day Five - Tuesday 15th May 2007

In Court today...

Former Crystal Palace manager Iain Dowie told a court there was nothing in the agreement he had with the club that prevented him moving to Charlton.

Giving evidence at the High Court Mr Dowie said the "compromise agreement" under which he left the club meant he gave up his claim to "a potentially large sum of money" by foregoing bonuses on player transfer profits and any claim for compensation over the ending of his contract.

He also told the court his reputation had been severely damaged by Palace chairman Simon Jordan repeatedly calling him a liar in the media.

Mr Dowie is being sued by Crystal Palace who say he made "fraudulent misrepresentations" when he left the side last summer and joined rivals Charlton Athletic.

The 42-year-old had a clause in his contract which stated if he left to join another club his new bosses would pay Palace £1million in compensation.

Palace chairman Simon Jordan said he waived the clause as a gesture of good will because Mr Dowie said he wanted to move closer to his family in Bolton.

Within days of leaving Palace he was appointed as Charlton manager, but was dismissed after just 12 matches in charge. He is now at Coventry City.

But Mr Dowie insists he never said he would be "moving back up north" nor was there any limitation in his contract on him working for any other club in the future, including Charlton.

Mr Dowie said the "new regime" he introduced after taking charge at Palace had reversed the decline in player performances and team morale, culminating in the club's promotion to the Premiership for the 2004/2005 season.

Palace were relegated on the last day of the season - after drawing 2-2 with Charlton - and, in the 2005/06 season the club almost made it back into the Premiership after qualifying for the play-off semi-finals, before losing out to Watford.

Mr Dowie said the club had benefited financially since his arrival, including an extra £25million in TV revenues and about £7million in "parachute" payments from the Premiership.
He also said "he had improved player performance, making them more valuable."

Mr Dowie claims he was contacted by Charlton chairman, Richard Murray, on May 17 last year but he did NOT believe it was until May 22 - after he had signed the compromise agreement to leave Palace - that they had "contact regarding the Charlton Athletic job".

Mr Dowie told the court: "I believe that I have acted properly and honestly at all times. I entered a compromise agreement and waived very significant salary, bonuses and benefits under my contract in return for Crystal Palace waiving a compensation clause payable if I joined another club."

"There were no restrictions in that compromise agreement on where I could work and I found a new job at Charlton Athletic. I did not make any representations to Simon Jordan, false or otherwise, that I would only work in the north of England, or that that was the only reason why I was leaving Crystal Palace."

"He knew this was not the case."




Tale of the Tape: Dowie 6, Jordan 6
Temperature: Dull but getting progressively warmer 20*C



The case continues...

DowieGateDisgrace...........Court Day Four

Round Four - Day Four - Monday 14th May 2007

In Court today...

Former Crystal Palace manager Iain Dowie entered the witness box in the High Court today (Monday) to deny suggestions that he set out to 'concoct a false story' about his reasons for leaving the club.

Dowie, contesting Palace's £1million compensation claim over his move to rivals Charlton, was challenged by Palace's barrister to explain discrepancies in his account of what happened.

John Davies QC pointed out that he (Dowie) had initially stated at a press conference that he had "no contact whatsoever" with Charlton before his departure from Selhurst Park on May 22 last year and that the first conversation he had with them was two days later.

That was not true, as was evident from subsequent disclosure of his mobile phone bills.
Dowie, 42, admitted he made factual mistakes at a press conference days after he left the club.
He told Mr Justice Tugendhat his initial recollection was incorrect, but his prior contact with Charlton was NOT about the managership.

His first call from Charlton regarding the manager's job was in fact on the evening of May 22.

Asked why he got his dates wrong, he replied: "We all make mistakes."

Mr Davies said: "Or was it because it was your first attempt to concoct a false story?"
Dowie replied: "No, there was no attempt to concoct a story. I got the dates wrong. It was a mistake. I have nothing to cover up."

Palace chairman Simon Jordan has accused Dowie of lying when he said his reason for leaving the club was to be nearer his family in the north of England.

Jordan says he would never have waived Palace's contractual right to £1 million compensation if he had known the manager was planning to move to The Valley a few miles away.

Dowie, whose home is in Bolton, is now in charge at Coventry.

Dowie said his relationship with Jordan was very good, although he agreed with Mr Davies that, when two strong characters clashed, sparks could fly.

But he denied the suggestion that his reason for negotiating his way out of the £1 million clause in his employment contract was to make himself more attractive to another club.

He said he had many "vitriolic" conversations with Jordan during his time with Palace, and was "used to it."

But their final telephone conversation, which led to his leaving, was "much worse".
He denied that his reason for negotiating his way out of the clause was to make himself more attractive to another club.

The court also heard how Dowie insisted he was entitled to a five per cent transfer fee of Palace players Andy Johnson and Wayne Routledge although both had been signed before he joined.

Mr Dowie argued he had helped 'develop' both players.



Tale of the Tape: Dowie 6, Jordan 7
Temperature: Liar, liar pants on fire! 23*C


The case continues...

Las frases de José María

"Más allá de que suene muy romántico decir que Ramón se queda porque lo sostienen los hinchas, quiero aclarar que sigue porque lo decidió la mayoría de los dirigentes" (2000, antes de ser presidente)

"Estamos todos hartos de las defraudaciones. Me da mucho miedo la posibilidad de defraudar, me carga mucho la mochila el compromiso con la gente. Pero, bueno, es un desafío que implica alto riesgo. Yo no me veo generando un nuevo liderazgo. Sí creo que el objetivo es cambiar la cultura política y enderezar un barco económico muy complicado." (2001, cuando asumió)

"Con esto quiero decir que si vamos a tener un debate, que sea un debate serio. Seamos mínimamente severos a la hora de analizar estas realidades. Tener un club con 28 deportes federados, pagándole a profesores, entrenadores, la inscripción a la Federación, el torneo, el viaje...... parece hoy un síntoma de demencia. Si se quiere tener un club totalmente superhabitario borra todo y quedate con el fútbol que a la larga te da mucha plata. Vos vendés a un jugador como Aimar en 28 millones de dólares y vas a tener que gestionar mucho para perder plata. Pero nosotros creemos en otra cosa. Creemos que el club cumple con una tradición histórica que tiene que ver con el deporte. ¿Dónde está el desafío?" (2001)

"Estamos condenados a ser eficientes" (2001)

"!Cómo no me va a doler que se vaya Ramón Díaz! Primero por un cariño personal y, después, porque sé que estamos lastimando el sentimiento de muchos hinchas. Asumimos que ésta es una decisión totalmente contraria a la sencillez. Hubiese sido mucho más simple seguir con Ramón y su enorme popularidad" (2002)

"CUANDO RIVER PIERDE, NO FUNCIONO SEXUALMENTE". (2002)

"Intuyo, creo que estamos por conocer al mejor Pellegrini" (2002)

"Es público y notorio que el presidente y el cuerpo técnico no tienen acuerdos con la barra" (2002)

"El club no sólo es grande por sus jugadores, por sus técnicos y por su gente sino también por sus presidentes". (2002)

"No renovarle el contrato a Ramón fue una decisión complicada y difícil de tomar. Pero no se llevó adelante por cuestiones personales sino en base a la convicción de lo que se pensó mejor para River. Sigo teniendo una buena relación con Ramón; hace poco me encontré para tomar un café. Y repito lo que le dije a él mismo: siempre tiene las puertas abiertas" (2002)

"¿Vive a la Libertadores como una obsesión?- No. El Real Madrid estuvo treinta años sin ganar la Copa de Europa y nadie duda de su enorme capacidad futbolística. "(2003)

"Desde que está Manuel, toda la CD hace terapia" (2003)

"Lo que dijo Pellegrini el domingo —aquello de ''van a venir muchas derrotas''— fue un intento por describir crudamente la realidad. Pero después advirtió que esa expresión no fue la mejor. Como nosotros, él avizora más éxitos que derrotas". (2003)

"Evidentemente, Newell''s tendrá una dirigencia más apta, una tesorería más generosa y un presidente más inteligente para contratar a Ortega". (2004)

"Vamos por la Copa..." (2005)

"Llegamos a la elite del basquet nacional para quedarnos" (2005)

"Hay voces más inteligentes que dicen que tenemos que achicar, tener menos actividades y apuntar sólo al fútbol. No lo compartimos.” (2005)

"Sambueza es un crack, un jugador distinto" (2005)

"Probablemente me equivoqué con Ramón" (2005)

"Entre los refuerzos, me gusta Oberman. Es muy joven, atrevido y campeón del mundo con el Sub 20...". (2005)

"No prometo golpes de efecto, mucho menos en tiempos de campaña. River va a tener un equipo muy competitivo". (2005)

"Merlo va a salir campeón". (2005)

"Ameli va a volver a estar en el plantel" (2005)

"Tratando de satisfacer a los DT de turno, hubo muchos préstamos desacertados. Pero en las compras nos equivocamos muy poco. Cuando compramos a Jairo, era de selección y lo sigue siendo. Oberman tiene todo para triunfar en River. Galván es un jugador que despierta expectativa." (2005)

"A Merlo le dije: Si hace falta yo echo a los 30" (2006)

"El mantener 30 deportes federados, afrontar los gastos que tiene una institución así y mantener a los casi 1.000 empleados que tenemos, provoca que a veces los egresos sean más que los ingresos" (2006)

"Me gustó mucho decirle a Daniel que estaba muy conforme con la tarea llevada adelante durante el año. Es algo que habitualmente se hace tras un triunfo y yo preferí hacerlo tras una derrota. Fue una manera de profundizar este proyecto a largo plazo que tenemos" (2006)

"River tiene la economía más sólida del fútbol argentino. Acá lo que se intenta descaradamente es crear una política golpista para desestabilizar un gobierno" (2006)

"Si pagábamos los impuestos, teníamos que cerrar el club porque no podíamos abonarle a los jugadores y a los empleados. Fue una decisión difícil, pero que había que hacer. Yo asumí totalmente la responsabilidad ante la Justicia porque eso debe hacer un presidente como líder político de un club". (2006)

"Aunque River pierda contra Boca, Passarella va a seguir. El apocalipsis pasa por otros carriles" (2007)

"Fue un hecho gravísimo del que los medios casi ni hablaron. Ojalá lo maten a Lavezzari, a mí, que nos maten a todos, así se habla de todo lo que está ocurriendo..." (2007)

"La Comisión Directiva...exige al poder público responsable de la seguridad de los ciudadanos que garantice la integridad física de todos los que concurren a los estadios y, en esta circunstancia en especial, a los directivos de River Plate, que soportan una escalada de amenazas públicas, rematadas ahora por este salvaje ataque a uno de sus miembros" (2007)

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Si lo decís vos...



(PD: el blog de toto no es mufa. Calito me pidió una ayuda y fue figura en los ultimos partidos desde este post. Lo del sidebar de la Redó se sabia que no podía mufar a mis dos(?) clubs y fue empate. Aguilar sigue con vida(?). Crespo volvió a hacer goles desde que fue mencionado acá. El único que la pasó mal fue Pipino que se rompió la rodilla desde que estuvo como tres meses sin aparecer en este cabalistico blog. )
PD2: El post salió publicado al momento del gol de Arsenal. Estoy encendisimo.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

'Legal Eagles'.............DowieGateDisgrace. Court Days One, Two & Three

Simon 'Robert Redford' Jordan Versus Iain 'Debra Winger' Dowie


Presiding is:- Justice Tugendhat.

Venue - Court 16 of the High Court.

In the Dock - Simon 'Bob' Jordan - Crystal Palace Football Club chairman & owner and Iain 'Debra' Dowie - Former Palace manager and now current manager of Coventry City F.C.

Mr Dowie's barrister:- Michael McParland.
Crystal Palace's barrister:- John Davies QC

Witness - Peter 'Reg' Varney - Charlton Athletic chief-executive
Witness - Richard 'Dicky' Murray Charlton Athletic chairman


The details outlining the case:

Crystal Palace's £1million legal battle against former manager Iain Dowie started in the High Court today.

Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan has accused Dowie of "fraudulent misrepresentation" when he negotiated his departure from the club a year ago and is suing Dowie for damages in excess of £1million.


Round One - Day One - Wednesday 9th May 2007

In Court today...

Jordan's evidence was that that Dowie (the manager) was released from his contract and as a gesture of goodwill, Jordan (the chairman) agreed to waive the clause in Dowie's contract to the effect that, if he left to join another club, his new bosses would pay Palace £1million in compensation, purely and simply because Dowie was homesick and wanted to move closer to his family in Bolton.
But eight days later, Dowie was appointed manager of Charlton - just a few miles down the road in South London.
In addition it is being alleged that Dowie in his senior position at Selhurst Park, owed the club a "fiduciary duty", or the highest duty of care, which ranked above his own interests.

Jordan admitted in evidence he fell out with Charlton over Addicks vice-chairman Richard Murray's comments, "enjoy the Championship, tosser" and "do you want a fight" when their 2-2 draw at The Valley in 2005 sealed Palace's relegation.

Jordan said: "As a result I would NOT do anything knowingly to assist Charlton."
But he added: "I assure the court I commenced this litigation intending to pursue it for proper purposes to recover compensation."

Dowie's lawyers claimed the Palace owner bought the case just to get back at Charlton.
Dowie himself denied he intended to join fierce rivals Charlton when he departed and has insisted he never publicly stated he wanted to leave the club to be nearer his family, and that he was in fact hounded out by Jordan.

In a show of yet more vintage Jordan song and dance, he then sent a henchman to hijack the Charlton press conference called to unveil Dowie as the new Charlton boss, and he issued the former West Ham man with a writ despite several attempts to banish him from the room. All of which was televised live by Sky.
(Even if I have to say so myself, the action and timing of the issuing of that writ by Jordan was in itself, undeniably a publicity masterstroke of monumental proportions!)

Dowie was sacked by Charlton after only 12 Premiership games in charge.
Charlton are not being sued but their chief executive Peter Varney is a witness in the case.

Counterclaims for defamation & breach of contract could follow.



Tale of the Tape: Dowie 6, Jordan 7
Temperature: Warming up nicely: 21*C


The case continues...


Round Two - Day Two - Thursday 10th May 2007

In Court today:

Palace reiterated that Dowie "made representations of fact which were knowingly false" when he said his reason for leaving was to go north.

In his written defence statement Dowie said that the compromise was a "clean break" with Palace letting him leave thus avoiding having to pay him substantial contractual entitlements.

The statement continued: "Unfortunately for Mr. Dowie, Mr. Jordan has a particular dislike of Charlton, Mr. Murray and their fans. In reality, Mr.Jordan's dislike of Charlton and a desire to damage that club, given that Mr. Dowie became their manager, was a particular motivation for bringing this action."

Jordan was so livid with the comments made to him by Charlton vice-chairman Murray after the 2-2 game, that he urged Dowie NOT to join a club "which was dancing on our f-ing graves."



Tale of the Tape: Dowie 5, Jordan 6
Temperature: Dull and overcast: 19*C


The case continues...


Round Three - Day Three - Friday 11th May 2007

In Court today :

Simon Jordan who was in the witness box for five hours, denied telling the lads' mag FHM he "hated" Iain Dowie but then admitted he "couldn't stand" his former manager.
What I said was that "I couldn't stand Iain Dowie," but it was 'tongue in cheek,' and said in a 'jocular' tone of voice.
But he admitted he told Dowie he did not like working with him and accused him of a "lack of respect."

Jordon also denied that he refused to give Dowie a decent transfer budget.
Jordan claimed he turned down Dowie targets Tim Cahill and Michael Carrick over agent's fees demands.

Jordan continued by saying when he offered to watch a video of a match with Dowie to discuss players, Jordon claimed: Iain said "under NO circumstances am I going to watch matches with you. If you want to manage, do your coaching badges."
Jordan added he did NOT want to sack Dowie, even after a heated telephone conversation following Palace's semi-final play-off defeat last season.
He said: "I told Iain in the past I did NOT enjoy working with him but I do have great regard for him as a coach and to lose him before this season - such a critical season - was a bloody disaster."


Dowie's barrister, Michael McParland, then put it to Mr Jordan that he had "no respect" for the legal system, an allegation he denied.

Mr McParland referred to other parts of the FHM article in which Jordan had said that it was "hilarious" that Tara Stout, who was convicted of stalking him, had spent extra time on remand in prison because he postponed a court hearing due to business commitments.

Arguing that he had been "misrepresented" in the article, Mr Jordan denied using the word "hilarious".

But Mr McParland insisted: "You thought you had pulled a stroke."

Jordan replied: "I was busy. I was otherwise engaged."

The barrister continued: "You made her life difficult."

Jordan said: "That's not my concern, what the legal system does. It's not my jurisdiction."

Mr McParland asked: "You misused the system because you wanted to punish her. You made a big joke of it in a lads' mag."

Jordan replied: "No I didn't. I may have said it is ironic. I'd had 18 months of systematic abuse."



Tale of the Tape: Dowie 8, Jordan 7
Temperature: Fire up that BBQ: 23*C


The case continues...

Hala Madrid(?)

¿ y Pintita????!!!

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Fit To Drink...If You Care! - All Inclusive Beer Almanac- Summer is almost upon us!Good news for Beer Drinkers that care

After sex, there's nothing most guys think about more than-a tall, cool one. And for good reasons. That refreshing amber blend of hops and grain may be the most perfect liquid creation known to man. That s why, in celebration of lagers, ales, pilsners everywhere, here is 'The All-Inclusive Beer Almanac.'
It's a guide designed to enlighten you to all the ways your favorite-beverage can improve your life [beyond just helping you escape it for a few hours). Read, Retain & and relax. Your next round is covered.

SIX PACK ABS

BELLY UP TO THE BAR--WITHOUT THE DAMNED BEER BELLY

A love of beer and the ability to maintain washboard abs are not mutually exclusive. You can have both. And there's science to back it up. When researchers in the Czech Republic (a country known for having the greatest per capita beer consumption on the planet) studied the beer-guzzling habits of a group of men and women riving within the region, they found absolutely no evidence that drinking beer makes for flabbier abs. Within reason, of course.

The point of the study wasn't that you can drink as much beer as you want without getting fat-because you can't. Calories are calories, regardless of where they're coming from. Rather, the significance of the study is it shows that drinking beer is not a pre-requisit to accumulating fat around your abdomen. Keep your calories in check throughout the day by altering what you eat or by burning off a few hundred extra, and you should have no problem staying lean while also getting moderately smashed.
Here's how:

START THE NIGHT RIGHT

Planning on partying? A balanced meal before an evening at the bar will help fill you up-And, since food slows the absorption of alcohol, a well-timed meal can help minimize the severity of hangovers.) Aim for a good mix of protein and high-fiber carbs--a small whole-wheat sandwich plus a piece of fruit is ideal. Besides helping slightly slow down the rate at which you chug, a quick meal will also keep your hunger under control later in the evening--when your resolve is at its weakest - to avoid devouring fattening, stodgy mid-evening bar snacks or late night kebabs . Why does that matter? In a study from Denmark, researchers found that guys who sat down to all-you-can-eat meals ate significantly more when they drank beer or wine with their food than when they ate while sober.

BUDGET YOUR CALORIES

As drinkers go, beer fans have the upper hand on maintaining a lean bod. That's because, with beer, it's easy to keep tabs on the number of calories you're taking in: approximately 300 in a pint of regular beer. Sipping cocktails, on the other hand, is a much greater challenge. A booze-laden Long Island Iced Tea, for example, can set you back more than 500 calories--the equivalent of a Big Mac. And unless you make the drink yourself, it's almost impossible to know what you're getting, since the ratio of sugary mixers and alcohol can vary so much. Use that knowledge to your advantage when you hit the bar and calculate just how many calories you can afford to blow.

DRINK TWICE AS MUCH

Double-fisted drinking is never a bad thing--especially when your other drink is water or diet soda. Non-alcoholic drinks can help keep your partying in check by slowing down the speed at which you inhale your true beverage of choice. And nobody's even likely to notice what you're doing if you time your orders right. Start your evening with a bottle of water and a load of abuse from your pals with your first drink of the evening, and use it to quench your thirst. Then move on to your beer. Keep ordering both throughout the evening so you always have the ability to alternate between the two. The only rule: Don't place a new order until both your bottles are empty. That way, you can drink all night long--and end up taking in half as many calories as you normally would. Cut back just four pints of beer a week and you'll save yourself the caloric equivalent of nearly nine pounds of fat in a year.

ERASE THE EVIDENCE

Despite your best intentions, there are always going to be times when you slip up and do overindulge. But don't take the damage lying down. Fight back and hit the gym. Or head outside. We've rounded up 10 relatively quick and easy ways for an average 150-pound guy to burn away an extra 300 calories--the equivalent of two or three beers. (Heavier guys can do slightly less work and burn a bit more.)

ACTIVITY TIME

Cycling (10 mph) 50 minutes

Running/jogging (5 mph) 30 minutes

Soccer (competitive) 30 minutes

Swimming 43 minutes
(slow freestyle laps)

Walking (4.5 mph) 48 minutes

Gardening 50-55 minutes
(mowing the lawn)


Golfing (walking and 67 minutes
carrying clubs)

Boxing (punching bag) 50 minutes


21.5

Number of gallons of beer the average guy drinks each year, compared with just 2.3 gallons of wine and 1.4 gallons of alcohol spirits.

Good for What Ales You

Beer doesn't just taste good--it's also good for you. The key, however, is moderation. A few brews every night and you get the potent mix of alcohol and hops researchers have shown can help with everything from fighting disease to keeping your heart in peak condition. (Too much, of course, and you end up an alcoholic with a liver that's as hard as a pony keg.) For optimal benefits, aim for one to two pints a day--. (Although you shouldn't overdo it nightly, a few extra bevies on Fridays and Saturdays probably won't hurt.) Aside from giving you a well-deserved buzz, all that drinking should help you to...

REDUCE YOUR RISK FOR HEART ATTACK AND STROKE | Drinking beer has been shown to raise HDL cholesterol (the good kind), reduce the formation of artery-clogging blood clots, and quell the inflammation that can contribute to heart disease.

FIGHT TYPE-2 DIABETES | In a 12-year study of more than 46,000 men, researchers at Harvard found that guys who drank moderately had a 36% lower risk of diabetes than those who didn't drink at all.

DODGE ALZHEIMER'S | Drinking doesn't just ease your stress, it could help keep you sane. When researchers at Boston's Beth Israel Hospital University compared the mental health of people who drink with that of people who don't, they found that folks who imbibed one to six drinks a week were significantly more likely to keep their marbles later in life than those who didn't.

BUILD STRONGER BONES | The hops in beer supply the body with a hefty dose of silicon--a mineral that's crucial for maintaining both density and strength of bones.

CANCEL OUT CANCER | Beer is packed with polyphenols--potent plant compounds that have been shown to help slow the growth of cancer cells and boost the body's production of cancer-fighting enzymes. The darker the brew, the more polyphenols it packs.
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BAR BEER BEHAVIOR

FIVE TIPS TO MAXIMIZE BEER ENJOYMENT AT THE BAR

* Going to break the seal? Put your napkin or coaster on top of your glass--that way, the bartender will know you're coming back and won't clear your spot.

* Tired of the coaster or napkin slicking to the bottom of your beer and then falling into your lap every time you take a chug? Sprinkle some salt on the coaster and it'll stay put.

* Want the best service? Tip as you go--and don't just drop pocket change. As little as a buck a beer will ensure your beer mug is never empty. (If you think that's too steep, consider that the average tip is I5%, 20%, and most beers are in the $4-$5 range.)

* Beer too cold? "Most U.S. draft beer is about live degrees too cold, particularly if you want to enjoy a beer with a bigger flavor profile," says Sam Adams founder and brewer. Jim Koch. His solution: Simply wrap your hands around the glass or bottle for one to two minutes.

* Too much foam? Sprinkle some salt in your beer to reduce the carbonation.

* Wondering why you always get so much head? (On your beer, that is.) It's because you dump your beer bottle into the center of the mug, which causes the carbon dioxide to release too fast. Instead, tilt your mug and slowly pour the beer down the side of the glass. By the time you hit the top, you'll have a perfect half inch of foam. If you're pouring beer from a tap, use the same technique, but be sure to pull the tap handle all the way out. Ask any bartender: The No. 1 mistake amateurs make is to pull the tap handle out halfway, which results in all head--and in this case, that's a bad thing.

STRANGE

FIVE UNUSUAL BEERS YOU GOTTA TRY

1 THE MOST POTENT: Sam Adams Utopias | At 50 proof, this brew is ranked by Guinness World Records as the world's strongest beer. With no carbonation and a malty, maple-syrup flavor that's similar to that of port wine, it's more like a fine sipping liqueur than a chuggable beer. It's currently available in select liquor stores and on eBay, but you can expect to see another release of this aged batch in the near future.

2 THE SPICIEST: Cave Creek Chili Beer I With a real chili pepper in each bottle, this Arizona brew is hot. More of a novelty beer, it will burn a hole in your stomach if you drink more than one or two. Check your local liquor stores.

3 THE MOST UN-BEERLIKE: Lindermans Kriek Cherry Lambic | This dark red, Belgian beer is almost like a cherry soda: sweet, highly carbonated, and distinctly cherry-flavored. But it still has that dry under-taste that lets you know it's a beer. You can find Lindemans in most liquor stores.

4 BEER WITH A KICK: Dogfish Head Chicory Stout I Remember when Drew Carey created Buzz beer, a mix of coffee and beer? The brewing world took note and came out with this Delaware stout. Made with roasted chicory, organic Mexican coffee, and licorice root, this brew is rich and spiced, with a definite coffee aftertaste and even a hint of cloves. Visit dogfish.com to find distributors in your area.

5 JUST PLAIN UNQUE: Rogue Chipotle Ale I From the home of the brewpub, this Oregon ale is made with chipotle chilies for a smoky, slightly bitter flavor. You barely taste the chipotle ... at first. Just wait-you get a nice little kick about five seconds after you swallow. Look for the brew in most liquor stores.

WE ASKED YOU: WHAT'S THE BEST CURE
FOR A HANGOVER? YOUR RESPONSES:

Time 26%
Pedialyte or Gatorade 18%
Hair of the dog (more beer) 16%
Plenty of water 14%
Diner food (cheeseburger and shake) 8%
Vitamin 5%
Tomato juice 3%
Steam room/hot shower 2%
Soup 2%
Pizza 2%
other 4%





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Take heed all you beer lovers. It is now a proven fact that beer -- yes, BEER -- can provide the same health benefits as wine. No matter what type of ale you prefer, studies show that drinking beer in moderation (up to 2 drinks a day for us guys) can and will reduce your chances of strokes, as well as heart and vascular disease.

It's called the French Paradox -- the link between the low rate of heart disease among the French and their fat-laden diet was a daily dosage of red wine. Well, there's no denying the results of that study. But what the public doesn't know is that the health value of beer has been known, documented and applied for centuries. But there are folks out there who don't want you to know about it (I wonder why).

wine vs. beer


According to Mr. Jim Anderson, wine connoisseur, "When you compare the raw ingredients that go into wine and beer, you'll find that wine, on one hand, is made purely from grapes, water and yeast. Grapes are a fine source of sugars, fiber and chromium, but few of those things survive the fermentation and filtering process. Yeast has loads of complex B vitamins, but again, they do not appear in the final product due to filtering."

Beer, on the other hand, is made from grains, water and yeast. Grains commonly used are barley and wheat (with cheaper, mass-produced beers relying on corn and rice), both of which are loaded with a variety of vitamins that survive the fermentation and filtering process. And the vitamin value of the yeast is conserved in the hundreds of unfiltered beers that are on the market -- both on tap and in bottles.

interesting tidbits about beer



Tidbit #1
In November of 1999, The New England Journal of Medicine stated that light to moderate beer drinkers would decrease their chances of suffering a stroke by 20%. They also stated that those who drink one beer a day compared to those who drink one beer a week experience no difference in reducing stroke risks.

Tidbit #2
The University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center at Dallas (May 1999) reported that consuming moderate amounts of beer would lower one's chances of coronary heart disease by 30-40%, compared to those who don't drink at all. (Beer contains a similar amount of 'polyphenols' -- antioxidants -- as red wine and 4-5 times as many polyphenols as white wine).

Tidbit #3
Alcohol has also been attributed to increasing the amount of good cholesterol (HDL) in the bloodstream, as well as helping to decrease blood clots.

Tidbit #4
Beer contains vitamin B6, which prevents the build-up of the amino acid homocysteine, that has been linked to heart disease. Those of us who have high levels of homocysteine are usually more prone to an early onset of heart and vascular disease.

Tidbit #5
A new study performed at the TNO Nutrition and Food Research Institute in Utrecht indicates that those who drink beer had no increase in their homocysteine level, but those who drank wine or liquor had an increase of up to 10%.

Tidbit #6
Beer provides a 30% increase in vitamin B6 into the blood plasma -- something that neither wine nor any other liquor can do.

Tidbit #7
Beer is both fat-free and cholesterol-free.

Tidbit #8
Beer has a relaxing effect on the body thereby reducing stress and helping you sleep better.

Tidbit #9
Beer has proven to have positive effects on elderly people. It helps promote blood vessel dilation, sleep and urination.

what exactly is beer?



An average beer contains the following:


0 mg cholesterol
0 g fat
13 g carbohydrate
25 mg sodium
protein, calcium, potassium, phosphorus, and vitamins B, B2, and B6
alcohol

Sounds too good to be true? Not really. Considering beer was first used as a homeopathic remedy back in the good old days of the Egyptian Pharaohs thousands of years ago, things haven't changed much.

The only problem nowadays is the sad fact that several irresponsible people drink more than they should, and sobriety becomes a discarded word. Although I have listed the many good things about beer, there are also several negative aspects that I am obliged to caution you about: liver disease, obesity and alcoholism.

Of course, these adverse reactions would not occur if beer were drunk in moderation. Being responsible is always the key to having fun with friends and enjoying a nice cold glass of beer. I, for one, am going to have a beer and think that over.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Hablá toto..

Interrumpimos con “este boletín”, la semana aurorita para hablar (cuando no) del Gordo Aguilar.

1) EBDT repudia las pintadas al jardín de infantes de los hijos de JMA.

2) Eso no quita que el gordo se haga tremendamente el boludo y aproveche esto para hacerse el martir casi casi como si fuera una cortina de humo. Hablar de violencia o de inadaptados (que los hay) le permite sacar de foco el grave manejo institucional que esta llevando adelante en el club. En realidad, Aguilar no va a renunciar porque no quiere quedar en la historia como el peor presidente de la historia de River. Intimamente piensa que puede ganar un titulo “importante” en el 2008!! para “lavar” su imagen. En fin…

3) El caso de Passarella es distinto. Nunca como tecnico (y estamos hablando de sus primeras epocas en River y la selección) se separó su labor de empresario. El día que Ortega arregló con Caliendo (hace ya 15 años) casi le agarra un ataque al corazón. En su momento su sociedad con Mascardi fue legendaria. Y ahora como tecnico es la cabeza visible de un grupo inversor que no solo tiene porcentaje de juveniles, sino también jugadores como Belluschi. Se habla del israelí Zahavi. Aunque todo esto uds. seguro ya lo saben y es noticia vieja. Passarella no va a dejar el club hasta que por lo menos se asegure la venta de Belluschi y Carrizo por una buena cifra (puede “perder la vida” si esto no ocurre) De ahí los mensajes en codigo a Aguilar. Si Passarella se va de River buena parte de las “estrellas” (que vinieron con él) del plantel dejarian el club. River quedaria expuesto (sin capital para incorporar jugadores) y con un equipo mayoria de juveniles para afrontar lo que venga. Eso explica varias cosas: Por ejemplo, la insistencia con el pibe Rios (uno mas entre la lista de juveniles del grupo de DAP) que al lado de jugadores mas promisorios como Buonanotte o Lizio (mayores a Rios) no tiene nada que hacer. Si Passarella se va de River (nunca antes de Julio), o Rios deja el club sin gran cartel o pasaria a ser un juvenil mas de la larga lista de jugadores de inferiores de River y eso no seria del agrado de los Zahavi y cia, aunque “todo pasaría” si se logra hacer un buen negocio con el “nieto de Amadeo” y “el rasta de los 40 palos verdes”.

4) Pero Aguilar no echa a Passarella por una razón. La negativa a Francescoli a radicarse en Argentina. Aguilar desde que arrancó su gestión ya se cargó a Ramón Diaz, Delem, Astrada, Merlo, Salas, Gallardo, Ghiso (?), Ameli (?), Ortega, Lux, Passarella, lista que si Francescoli da el sí pasaria a integrar por la reconocida incapacidad del Pelicano. Además hubo entredichos entre ambos en su momento por el tema Fonseca, el tema Diogo…(el Enzo también “acerca” jugadores)

5) Por eso (aunque tardes) no estoy en contra de las protestas (no organizadas) en el hall del club el otro día, mas allá de las repudiables amenazas e incidentes porque sería una buena forma de desenmascarar toda esta FARSA que los medios mas importantes callan.

(Cuando termine la SEMANA AURORITA, arrancamos con la SEMANA PELICANO en donde hay muchas mas cosas para contar)

Monday, May 7, 2007

Semana Aurorita (post 2)

Me pidieron que postee rapido porque el beso de Ruud da un poquito de asquito. Por eso, acá les va este video con la introducción mas metrosexual de la historia los medios audiovisuales:



Fijense:
El presentador negro, un balazo terrible.
El karaoke de Cristiano en el auto.
Cuando entra a la casa pensé que salia un gato terrible a recibirlo y salió Xcos(?)(sin barba).
Impresionante la foto con Aurorita vestido de torero(?) enmarcada en un cuadro!!

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Semana Aurorita en el BDT

Ruud sigue los caminos de su amigo Cristiano(?)

Esta foto que salió hoy en As en donde parece que el idolo del Bambino Pons se destapa(?). Entonces (si lo de Ruud es posta y no una alucinación de Pintita)...

yyyy..

!!!No entiendo nada!!! !!Estos fotografos que escrachan a la gente no tienen codigos(?)!!, como le pasó acá al pobre Aurorita(?)...

(Si Valechistar le dedicó una semana a Pintita, y la Redó hizo lo propio con Hielo Seco, el Blog de TOTO que es el mas posta de todos(?), hace la SEMANA AURORITA, rejunte de bicicletas y metrohomosexualidad).

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Defensa pública al Gato Sessa

A los hinchas del Velez que desprecian al Gato, y bancan a Peratta “porque es del club” (en realidad es de la “Universidad de Moròn” pero bueno). Del club eran Ladino, Maxi Flotta, y Pietravallo, tres asesinos de la redonda. Muchachos no se engañen desde que siguen el modelo “Gamez” esa de poner ochenta mil pibes en primera, para no gastar en jugadores y subvencionar al aeromodelismo, y la colonia de vacaciones, no ganan nada.
De no ser por gente como Chilavert, Trotta, Basualdo, o Pico, nunca hubiesen ganado nada tampoco. Chilavert y Trotta no tenian el carácter templado precisamente.
El modelo Gamez es un modelo Aguilar sin corrupción. La diferencia es que los Borrachos del Tablón juegan a los espadachines en la parrilla del quincho, mientras que la Pandilla juega al Chinchón.
Echarle la culpa a Sessa de lo de ayer, es como echarle la culpa a Russo por los cambios del domingo. No, la culpa no la tiene Palermo que erra 2 penales y medio en tres dias. La tiene Corega Russo (que bueno no le acierta a los cambios ni con una caja automatica). La tiene Sessa. No importa que Maxi Pellegrino y Pellerano sean 2 molinetes de subte y el equipo esta lleno de jugadores que dan pena pero “son del club”.

A los periodistas (televisivos en su mayoria). Encima de incapaces, corruptos y ladrones son camarilleros. Tienen alma de policías. A gente como a Sessa, Gallardo, Ortega, Sambueza o La Volpe, la quieren lejos del futbol. Mientras piden al camandulero y mal bicho Verón (muerto encima) a la selección. Hablan de la “vida cinematografica” del muerto de Palermo. Lo ponen al borracho amigo a dirigir la selección. Se tocan con las corridas de Zapata. Bancan a jugadores de cartón como Riquelme y Palacio. O tienen de ídolo al “Guille” jugador que era suplente del Chelo Delgado. Claro el Chelo no vendía humo, no se borraba en las finales, no hacia declaraciones altisonantes, ni Diegote le ponia banderas. Cuando se quiso ir a jugar a Corea, Macri lo sacó cagando, ahora que el muerto este se quiere ir a Estados Unidos, todo bien. Igual es mas digno terminar tu carrera en Belgrano que en el Columbus Crew.

Sessa se equivoca. No es muy normal. De hecho hacer todas las inferiores en Estudiantes siendo de Gimnasia lo pinta de cuerpo entero. O ser amigo de Closs. Pero no se lo puede desacreditar como arquero. En el fútbol argentino, solo Ustari, Carrizo, Orion, Montoya, y Villar son mejores que él. Pontiroli esta un escalón abajo, y los Tombolinis de turno muuuy atrás. Peratta como Leyenda, Pablito Cavallero, De la Fuente y DJ Sandro… “ES DEL CLUB” y no creo que haga las cosas mejor que Sessa.