Tuesday, November 28, 2006

charly volvió y pidió perdón

EEEHH PADU PERON...ME FUI A LA MIEDRA
OK CHARLY I FORGIVE YOU, BUT I WANT MY STEREO
EHH PAPA QUE ETEREO?
THE STEREO OF MY CAR!...YOU're A REAL BASTARD
PADU PUTO Q TE PASA QUEDECI YO ME KEDE CON TU ETEREO?
CHARLY WHEN YOU LEFT THE CLUB YOU TOOK MY STEREO
NAAAA PAPA E VERSO, FUE EL GRONE ARBUDDD
HAREWOOD IS A GOOD BOY. WAS WITH ME IN THE LOCKERS
ARBUDDD TIENE BANDITA PAPA, NO SABÉ NADA
CHARLY PLEASE I UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU´RE ANNOYING
WITH ME, BUT PLEASE I STILL PAY MY CAR IN QUOTES..
THE INSURANCE GOT ME OF THE BALLS
WHY DO YOU WANT A FIAT PALIO STEREO?
PARA PAPA QUE NO CAZZO TANTO INGLÉ...
EL ETEREO LO TIENE MACHE..LO VENDIÓ PARA COMPLARSE LA PLEI DO

Sunday, November 26, 2006

EUROPE 2


VAN A INVENTAR QUE FUE OBRA DEL MENEMATO.

TOMATE UN BICHO

Te nombraron capitán de la selección y nadie te respeta.
Te echaron de un club por garca y mala leche.
Tu incursión en tu nuevo equipo es un fracaso estrepitoso.
No importa JUAMPI(?). Tomate un ARCA SELTZER...

Te casaste con una actriz porno que te mete los cuernos hasta con el portero del edificio.
Para satisfacerla tenes que alquilarle al gobierno de la ciudad un caño maestro(?).
En el vestuario te dicen "ehhh Abuelo" mientras tus compañeros se pasan por celular fotos de tu mujer en bolas garchando con 3 negros.
Vivis en Galicia y te joden hasta los gallegos.
DIEGUITO(?) no te hagas drama. Tomate un ARCA SELTZER..

Todos los intentos de encarrilar tu carrera profesional después de tu retiro del fútbol fueron un fracaso.
Tu mayor logro es haber descubierto a Franco Cangele(?)
COLO querido(?). Tomate un ARCA SELTZER...

El club de toda tu vida busca reemplazarte con el dt mas vendehumo de la historia.
Te quiso hacer una cama el profe Córdoba(?).
Tranquilo ADRIANCITO(?). Tomate un ARCA SELTZER...

3 COMPRIMIDOS DE ARCA SELTZER TE ALIVIAN EL MALESTAR.
(en venta en las farmacias de La Paternal)

Friday, November 24, 2006

oliver benji los magos del balón..

El proximo compilado de la Redó! tiene que incluir este glorioso tema en su repertorio(?). Mucho mejor que el tema metalero(?) de la apertura latina(?) ..


Thursday, November 23, 2006

EUROPE

Cuando los bosteros hablan y dicen: no, porque esa gallina fracasó en Europa, acá va la nomina en fotos de los principales exponentes de las inferiores boquenses que "triunfaron" en el Viejo Continente en los ultimos 10 años. El que no jugó en la B de España, jugó en Rusia o en Grecia, el que no perdió 10 partidos seguidos con su nuevo equipo se volvió a los 6 meses o es un eximio suplente que le dejan tomarse 10 meses de licencia porque es lo mismo que este o no este. Lamentable.

'Quote Of The Week' - Chris Rattue of The New Zealand Herald.

I more often than not dig out my 'quotes of the week' from the garbled nonsense extracted from the mouths of the arrogant, overpaid, tantrum prone, intellectual geniuses that grace 'The Beautiful Game.'
However I had to change allegiances this week, so as to accommodate a cracking quote made by a flamboyant New Zealand rugby journalist (in a NZ newspaper), as he injected some further hostility into this Saturday's 'friendly' international at the Millennium Stadium, where a recently rejuvenated Wales play host to the All Blacks.
As if the fire needed to be stoked any further when only 24 hours before this was printed the Kiwis were accused by fellow Welsh players, both past and present of being the best 'cheats' in the world.

Inhabitants of Southern Hemisphere countries truly believe they were put on this planet to play sport and as a result have a divine right to be considered the best. Without a doubt in some fields they may well be........but don't they go on and on and on about the fact!

I refuse to talk sport with a Wallaby, Kiwi or a Bok in any social environment.....particularly on their territory, like at BBq's in Earl's Court!
BBq's are a definite no no, as they were created by the Aussies naturally!
I also avoid surroundings where copious amounts of wine and beer are likely to be consumed, because the Southern Hemisphere make the best vino and the best lager in the whole wide world, and they can also drink more and drink faster than their British or Irish counterparts......naturally of course.
Enough said:

I hope the outspoken columnist in the New Zealand Herald who mocked Gareth Jenkins’s home side does not end up eating his words!
It reminds me of when I was a lot younger. I'd play poker in a dingy late night bar with pals and a bottle of tequila for company.
You start off cocky and flush and you end up losing and skint.
Then as a forefit you have to drink the last shot in the tequila bottle, yes the one with the worm in it........of course.


According to Chris Rattue of The New Zealand Herald, Wales are not worthy rivals, they are an incompetent laughing stock.

He said:

"If rugby between New Zealand and Wales was a boxing contest, they would have stopped it many rounds ago and revoked the Welsh licence. I hear the cry that now and then Wales get close. Real close. Real, real close. Real, real, real close. And you know what? They still lose.
Let’s face it, Wales are rubbish. They are the village idiots of world rugby. They had a brilliant team 30 years ago. Since then, they have totally stuffed it up and they will stuff it up again this weekend."


I only wish Ireland at Lansdowne Road lay in wait for the Kiwis this weekend.
That would have been the mother of all matches judging by the comprehensive Irish victories over the Springboks and the Wallabies in recent weeks.
Roll on next year's World Cup!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

LAS BOBOGIRLS

Resulta que el gran Bobo Vieri va a una fiesta acompañado de su flamante (camión con acoplado), con tanta mala suerte que se encuentra con (el camión con acoplado que manejaba hasta no hace mucho). No capisce un catzo de todo lo que hablan, pero Bobo con esa cara de Manolito y gracias al fútbol mirá hasta donde llegaste...


Recordando viejos tiempos "Eli":

La nuova dil bomber "Melissa":
Melissa Satta 1 Melissa Satta 2

DEJA EL FÚTBOL UN GRANDE

PADÚ IU DE NESS (II)

Sunday, November 19, 2006

"THE COMEBACK" NO..FALTA DE HUEVOS..SÍ.


Enterado del fatídico resultado de la Redó en su penosa incursión en el fútbol cinco. Sepan un par de cosas:

-En el año 93 los Buffalo Bills levantaron un 35-3 en contra vs los Houston Oilers en lo que es la mayor remontada en la historia del deporte profesional. Incluso figura en Wikipedia(?) como la definición por antonomasia de THE COMEBACK (remontada). Muchachos, tuvieron la chance de entrar en la historia (como cuando tuvieron a toto en sus filas) y la desperdiciaron por falta de huevos(?). Por lo que humildemente creo que los destinos de la Redó no parecerían peor dirigidos si el presidente de la página-club fuera Muñoz y el entrenador Oscar Ruggeri. Los jugadores tienen la motricidad de Paco Gerlo y el miedo de Goux antes de entrar a una cancha. Así no se puede.

-Que te gané la baldosa, esa pagina dirigida por un par de borrachos marplatense con problemas de peso (ver incursión de los equipos marplatenses en el fútbol grande), es algo sinceramente indignante. Mar del Palta es la cuna del patín(?) carrera, de los hombres de piernas depiladas vistiendo calzas fucsias, pedaleando con vertigo y haciendo equilibrio sobre el tubo-asiento de una bicicleta. Marplatenses son Juancito Esnaider y Fabián Cubero. Todo dicho.

-Por último, el principal culpable de todo esto es xcos, que manda al muere a un equipo que no
esta preparado psicologica y deportivamente para competir, sea por sus irreflenables deseos de cerrar acuerdos comerciales(?). El kiosco de Grondona y los rusos un poroto al lado del hincha xeneize. De la poca vocación deportiva de Perpletado (raro que no haya contabilizado las estadísticas del partido mientras el match se desarrollaba y/o interrumpido el desarrollo del mismo con nimiedades de reglamento) y Ruizist (incapaz de reconocerse del otro lado del alambrado). Queda excluido de todo esto Pastor, que de estar presente no hubiese permitido semejante demostración de vergüenza deportiva.

Friday, November 17, 2006

'Why King Really Went Ape'

During the week just gone a pal of mine forwarded onto me an email he received from a work colleague, who was aware I had recently set up a Blog site that was footy orientated.
My pal is a longtime friend, and a big sports fan who earns his crust doing computer aided drawings. The sound, honest, reliable type. The sort you would happily introduce to the in-laws.
He knows who he is and now Gavin has got himself a mention, I shall hopefully get some peace for the foreseeable future!
Anyway his work colleague for the purposes of this posting I shall refer to as Andy. I have never met Andy or even spoken to him. As a result before reading the subject matter I was naturally open minded and I had no pre-conceptions on the material or its origin.
After initially reading it I thought just another footy fan jumping on the anti-Chelsea FC bandwagon.
As the week went by I kept going over it in my mind and finally decided it was worth publishing and deserved some feedback.
The content of the email is very controversial, perhaps overly, maybe even untrue, but what the hell.......... it is without a doubt definitely worth a read!


Andy wrote:
Apparently on the Internet message boards it is alleged that John Terry told Ledley King to 'Shut up you lippy black monkey' before getting sent off on Sunday. This would explain the following:

WHY King went mad, when normally he is mild tempered and the incident appeared harmless,

WHY Chimbonda went berserk and had to be physically restrained. WHY Zakora went mad too, and WHY Drogba, who was there and always gets involved, did nothing.
It may also explain WHY Terry calmly walked away seemingly
expecting to be sent off, for what appeared on TV to be nothing of consequence.

Terry was accused by Eto of making racist comments in the Barcelona game

last year.
Apparently a Spurs player has leaked this, but Chelsea are working overtime to keep it quiet.
Ashley Cole has said that Poll told him the lack of discipline by Chelsea was out of order and Chelsea are trying to discredit Poll, but he cannot possibly come out and say what Terry really said.
He is after all the England captain!
Instead Poll preferred to say he sent Terry off for 'ungentlemanly conduct'.

Finally, Rio Ferdinand said in his recent book that a current England player was a known racist. Wonder who he meant?

If this story is true, it will be massive and I can't believe the press haven't got hold of it yet. Chelsea must be weighing journalists out left, right and centre.



Have you heard this particular race row before? If so, where did you hear it ?
Is there any truth in it, or is it simply idle pub gossip?
Do you have any thoughts or opinions you would like to share on this potentially explosive issue?
If so, then kindly post your comment below.

HASTA SIEMPRE FERENC.

Monday, November 13, 2006

EL FIN DE LA AMISTAD(?)

¿Se terminó una "ERA"?, ¿los uruguayos pasan nuevamente a la galería de enemigos intimos con brasileros y chilenos? ¿Nunca mas regalos en Eliminatorias?. A mi me hace acordar a las hinchadas de River y Racing que alguna vez por necesidad a mediados de los 80 y por el odio profundo a Boca decidieron unirse en una especie de amistad ficticia. Después la cosa se rompió. Igualmente del lado uruguayo la cosa de la amistad con Argentina siempre va con pinzas. Para ellos, Argentina es como esos parientes que no te bancás y que te invitan a pasar las fiestas. Del lado de Argentina, una manera de buscar aunque sea un aliado (con los uruguayos, a quienes sienten como parecidos) en el espeso clima que hubo siempre en sudamerica hacia con ellos.

BARCA tocá MADERA

¿Se acuerdan de que el ruso Domenech, amante de la astrología y las ciencias ocultas había desistido de llevar a Giuly al Mundial con Francia por miedo a que se caiga el avión en el que viajaban? ¿y que sin Ludo los franceses hicieron final del mundial (seguro que la definición por penales la estaba viendo Ludo en su casa y por eso perdieron)?. Ludo fue campeón de Europa con el Barca el año pasado, pero eso si, bajo el manto protector del Talismán de Palermo Soho. Recordemos: Giuly llegó al Barca en el 2003, y al poco tiempo se lesionó Larsson, compañero suyo en la delantera (también otros como Marquez, Motta, Belletti y cia). Tuvo que cruzar el oceano el vikingo del area para enderezar la racha de lesiones. Pero el semental mostró su enorme humanidad y no pudo con el halo negro del gato negro francés, sufriendo una pequeña fractura en el pie.
La temporada pasada fue el turno en la lista de lesionados de Xavi, y este año ya cayeron sus compañeros de delantera: Etoo, (y este domingo) Messi, y el conejito Saviola. Ezquerro no juega, pero sueña todas las noches con que sufre una muerte horrenda. El único delantero que permanece a salvo de los estigmas del GNF es nada menos que "Madera" Gudjohnsen, que por ser de madera esta inmunizado a este tipo de conjuros.
Ya le salió un digno competidor a Charly, nada mas y nada menos que:
LUDO LE AUTRE CHAT NOIR.

En Sport de paso festejan la lesión de Saviola (ver link)

HABLEMOS DE FÚTBOL


El campeonato da asco. El domingo, el presidente Muñoz manda gente a pegarle a los periodistas de Olé que lo denunciaron, mientras son emboscados por la policía en uno de los accesos, con tanta mala suerte (para Muñoz) que cobra Fanjul corresponsal platense de TyC. Hay vinculaciones entre el presidente de Gimnasia y el poder Ejecutivo nacional, jugadores amenazados de muerte, corrupción policial, ineficiencia por parte del Coprosede y el Comité Ejecutivo de la AFA en la reprogramación de partidos, sospechas de incentivación, leyes provinciales que hacen borrón y cuenta nueva con los antecedentes de los barras, una causa que seguro quedara en la nada y el nono todo un abanderado del estilo Clarín, en el programa de TV Estudio Fútbol, ruega, casi que implora: “Hablemos de fútbol, viejo”.
Un fiel discipulo delFlaco del 78”.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

A PEDIDO DE "BUBLES"


..."La macota del uean", el club de Londres salió a jugar con una camiseta negra en un probable homenaje a Carlitos, el BC. Como River en el 86, en vez de la emblematica "camiseta del leoncito", el "uean" juega ahora con la camiseta del gatito (Charly) buscando cambiar la suerte. Todo bien. Cero a cero con el "Midelbus" de visitante para seguir sumando, pasa que entró Charly en el minuto 60, gol de Macarones die minuto ma tarde y volvimo a perdé.
(Magia negra "grita" Olé)

El dandyyyy...


El padre del DANDY también te VACUNA (ver link)

Friday, November 10, 2006

'Quote of the Week' - Steve Bruce

Following Brum's Carling Cup exit at the hands of Liverpool this week, Steve Bruce was shooting his mouth off in true managerial 'chic' fashion, in an attempt to acknowledge that referees were taking the physical contact out of the game by blowing up for fouls involving minimal contact.

Brucie said: ''If we're not careful we'll end up playing in high heels and skirts and playing netball.''

What he does behind closed doors is his own business so at the bottom of the page I've left his wife's telephone number in case you want to make it your business!!!

Fair comment I hear you cry, in respect of his remark about referees, but remember Brucie was in his playing days, how can I put it........well technically speaking of course ' a dirty meat head of a centre-half for Man U,' and by simply wearing the red of Manchester he was a protected species and immune from punishment. He of course played with passion and tackled with studs up!
However, I as much as anyone find it frustrating when at a game you see players going to ground all too easily. But on the other hand I don't want to see players on the end of a Joey Barton elbow, a Roy Keane meets Alf Inge Haaland knee-capping or a Zidanne head-butt.

There lies the problem and the answer. You know it, I know it, all fans of the game are aware of it. In a word 'Consistency.'
Easier said than done I know, but thank you Stevie anyway for pointing it out to us with such technological and scientific etiquette. No need for me to sleep with the light on anymore then!


Thursday, November 9, 2006

'Lad of the Week' - Freddy Star!

Lifelong Manchester United fan and Romany traveller Freddy Eastwood (right) poured Carling Cup misery on Alex Ferguson's squad of multi-millionaires at Roots Hall on Tuesday night.
Eastwood, a former second-hand car salesman struck a stunning 30 yard free-kick to help book Southend United a place in the fifth round draw on Saturday, where the likes of Arsenal, Chelsea and Newcastle await.

To be fair to the 'Sweaty Sock' (Ferguson) who was celebrating 20 years in charge of the 'Red Devils' he appeared gracious in defeat, something one or two of his fellow Premiership managers would do well to take on board.

Nevertheless Essex celebrate, the holders are out, the romance of the cup continues to throw up the unexpected, heroes are born and for those who were there to witness the victory, well........ they deservedly have a night to remember forever.
Hats off to Freddy and the Dreamers.

'Lass of the Week' - A Brit of Alright!

Pop babe Britney Spears was certainly looking a real 'Brit' of all right in the tabloid newspapers this week.

With a new barnet and oozing sex appeal, she was seen out in Manhattan only hours after news broke that she had dumped her hubby............by text message!
Why is it that ex-girlfriends and/or wives always up their game the moment you’re no longer joined at the hip?

How often have you bumped into an old flame when out & about. Fine, but have you noticed how it only seems to happen on days when your look like you have spent most of it shovelling s**t, in tandem with an alcohol infused spotty teenage boat race.
As you lurch to one side, exchanging 'unpleasant' pleasantries you find yourself staring in amazement at the body of a goddess, that was once your ex.......except that when you were dating her all you seem to recall was somebody resembling Reggie Perrin's mother-in-law!

My dosh is on her next hubby being one of her current bodyguards!

Wednesday, November 8, 2006

MAS NOVEDADES: LOS CHISTES DE PEDRITO

FERNANDO VA UN NENITO GANGOSO AL KIOSCO Y LE DICE AL KIOSQUERO:
"Qurio undf crsmelo".
"Que?"-le dice el kiosquero-"anda a prwguntarle a tu mama".
Va el nene y dice: "Mdama, cokmdo seref dicdje: Qurio undf crsmelo?"
"Quiero...Un...Caramelo"-le dice la madre..
Vuelve el chico y le dice:"Quiero....undf crsmelo".
"Que queres?"-le dice el señor del quiosco-"preguntale a tu mama."
"Marma, cokmdo seref dicdje: Qurio undf crsmelo?"
"Quiero...Un...Caramelo"-le dice la madre
Vuelve y dice: "Quiero.....UN.....crsmelo"
"Un que?, preguntale a tu mama"
"Marma, cokmdo seref dicdje: Qurio undf crsmelo?"
"Quiero...Un...Caramelo"-le dice la madre
Vuelve y le dice al señor:"Quiero...uN....CARAMELO!"
"Ah, bueno."-le dice el señor-"de menta o de fruta?"
"Ansdfdte ajh la midferda.."

Thursday, November 2, 2006

CONSULTA SENTIMENTAL

Hola BC. Habla Franck de Marsella. Te escribía porque quería que me recomendaras una liga para jugar. Yo NO soy muy agraciado y acá las chicas me discriminan, me dicen que me parezco a Quasimodó. En Alemania con la fiebre mundialista me comí un par de alemanas pero hace como 3 meses que no la pongo y estoy desesperado. Espero tu sabia respuesta Charly.

FDANK CUCHÁ SHO QUE VO PAPÁ ME VO A POTUGAL EL NEGDITO QUETORRO MIDA EL GATO QUE PELO ASELE CASO A BLA-CA PAPI NO LO PIENSE MA

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

NOOOOOOOO!!!!


Ya está todo dicho. BOCA CAMPEÓN APERTURA 2006...Gracias Atlantida(?)